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Quote: McConnell contends that competence ultimately determines whether a project succeeds or fails, regardless of the development approach taken; furthermore, he claims that incompetent "imposter organizations" (which merely imitate the form of successful software development organizations) are in fact engaging in what he calls cargo cult software engineering.
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Kanban is just a way to organize tasks, and not to bad either.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Still for AR OCD types. A project needs a few, but I try to keep my distance.
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You start and stop everything ... "just in time".
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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You available for expert testimony?
There's a member of the household here taking exception to my agreement with the premise..
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Very bad code[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Why don't the Dutch stick to what they do best: tulips, wooden shoes and windmills ...
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xkcd: Random Number[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Best random generator!
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How did I not know about r/badcode before
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Put a Dent in Your Logfiles - The Daily WTF[^]
Shudder
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Have to give Henry some credit: he IS a problem solver! Unfortunately, the problems he solves are the exact wrong ones for good products.
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Ahh, Hump logic...Test less, and the number of reported Covid cases goes down. Problem solved.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Oh! Stop using logic in the forum!
I am not wrong. I am just different!
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Well, they call it the The Daily WTF for a reason...
Software Zen: delete this;
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You think this has to be a bad joke, but you know it isn't
I really don't get it, why would anybody in their right mind write that sort of thing.
I recently came across some sort of foreign key, except it wasn't a key and the relationship wasn't on the ID, but rather on some varchar value which was copied to the other table, except in the other table it was a smallint, and if the smallint wasn't the same value as the varchar in the other table it would all go to hell and ultimately it was used in a report where it literally said if value = 1 then "Some value" else if value = 2 then "Some other value".
HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUT A RELATIONSHIP ON THE ID AND THEN PUT THE TEXT IN THE VARCHAR COLUMN!?
These people shouldn't be allowed near programming languages and yet here they are calling themselves professionals and landing jobs!
Something's really very wrong in our industry
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The Pareto principle says that 20% of the people provide 80% of the value. So to put it another way, 80% of everything is either mediocre or shite. I'm sure that people in other professions would agree.
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LOL, excellent.
BOFH-style coding.
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I got a new PC in January, with Windows 10 and...
And, in all this time, I haven't seen a blue screen or OS freeze yet!
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Well, NOW you've done it.
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Have you ever switched it on?
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Honestly: I cannot remember when I last seen a blue screen or total freeze. It's been some years.
I am not wrong. I am just different!
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