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What about the previous thirty years?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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UnityVS enables Unity developers to take advantage of the productivity of Visual Studio to author, browse and debug the code for their Unity applications. Already today, dozens of the biggest names in game development rely on Visual Studio and the UnityVS plugin. Do you want to play^H^H^H^H write a game?
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In North America, they’re called Bigfoot or Sasquatch. In the Himalayan foothills, they’re known as yeti or abominable snowmen. And Russians call them Almasty. But in the scientific laboratory, these elusive, hairy, humanoid creatures are nothing more than bears, horses, and dogs. I'm shocked. SHOCKED!
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This is caused by the water used to prepare the samples having the memory of previous DNA samples in it that caused the Sasquatch DNA to be mutated to look exactly like HorseBearDog.
(Also - on the homeopathy theme - my software doesn't have bugs but the computer is remembering other software that has run on it that did have bugs... )
modified 2-Jul-14 14:28pm.
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Could this then be considered mutated or hybrid software then?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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I asked professor Heisenberg - he said it's too early to be certain, but in principal it is moving in that direction.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: my software doesn't have bugs but the computer is remembering other software that ahs run on it that did have bugs. Totally stolen. Thank you!
TTFN - Kent
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... they will never be able to rule out the existence of manbearpig. Anyone want to join some fellow adventurers for a History Channel Exclusive!?
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Microsoft is joining two key efforts, the Industrial Internet Consortium, and the AllSeen Alliance, to help drive the right set of industry outcomes for the Internet of Things (IoT). I don't think I like the sound of an "AllSeen Alliance"
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Quote: I don't think I like the sound of an "AllSeen Alliance" Better than an "Unseen Alliance" I suppose!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Safer TypeScript is an alternative type-checker and code generator for TypeScript that guarantees type-safety through a combination of static and dynamic checks Wasn't that the point of TypeScript?
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It compiles to javascript. No matter what you do on the front end it's going to be a cluster-elephant.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Given its prevalence, open source code is virtually impossible to avoid, but the proper steps need to be taken address its vulnerabilities. Somebody should create an open source tool for that
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The teaser tries to imply that open source is more of a risk. Read on, and you'll find more of these suggestions: "Avoiding open source completely is not an option".
I'd like to point out the obvious; one can only check if the source is available, meaning that these vulnerabilities in propriertary software will go unnoticed. And though it may not be an option to avoid open source, it is an option to avoid proprietary software.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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This app ranks the popularity of dozens of programming languages. You can filter them by listing only those most relevant to particular sectors, such as web or embedded programming. Rankings are created by weighting and combining 12 metrics from 10 sources. We offer preset weightings for those interested in what's trending or most looked for by employers, or you can take complete control and create your own custom ranking by adjusting each metric's weighting yourself. OK, NetLogo is off my 'To learn' list
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I didn't even know it existed until that. Must be worth a look
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Janco Associates finds salaries barely rose over the past 12 months, and workers in midsized companies enjoyed bigger raises. Or you could just look at your paystub
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Microsoft has revealed today that they have taken steps to ensure security and transparency, especially when it comes to the company's products and services. On top of that, Microsoft has opened up the very first Microsoft Transparency Center at the Redmond, Washington campus. So, your proof of no "back doors" is that you let governments access your code?
Yeah, yeah, read only access. Sure. OK. Right.
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Hackers operating somewhere in Eastern Europe have penetrated the networks of energy companies in the U.S., Spain, France and several other countries and may have gained the ability to carry out cyber-sabotage attacks, researchers at the security company Symantec said today. "So let's sing a song of cheer again. Happy days are here again"
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I’ll be honest, although Windows 8.x losing market share is a shocking state of affairs -- and a new low for an operating system which has struggled since launch -- it’s something that’s been coming for a while. Windows 8 has been dropping share since Windows 8.1 arrived, and Windows 8.1 has been growing at such a glacial pace it was only a matter of time before the losses outweighed the gains, and that’s exactly what happened in June according to NetMarketShare. People looked into their downgrade license for Windows?
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Aren't you supposed to be out drinking?
Eh?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Now that you mention it, yes I should. But honour - and loyalty to all you fine non-Canadians - drives me to continue.
Three more, and I'm off.
TTFN - Kent
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My paternal grandfather was from New Brunswick -- I pride myself on my Canukian ancestry.
Eh.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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