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Microsoft is looking into reports that some Windows 10 and 8 users are having trouble getting online following a recent update. When in doubt, reboot
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There is nothing new under the sun...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The reboot doesn't work - had this issue yesterday and today. In both cases I had to resort to ipconfig /release then ipconfig /renew to get me out of trouble.
This space for rent
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The fix[^] is even better - "if you can't connect to the Internet, visit this site[^], or download this hotfix[^]".
A lot of use if you don't have a second PC, or your second PC is also affected by the same problem!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Easy... look for a neighbour with win 7
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Application tests are useful because they help you go faster. They help you to make changes to your code without fear of breaking existing functionality. That said, I’ve seen teams get slowed down by their approach to testing. No, but the tests I write to validate my tests do
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One of the amazing things about Springfield is that it’s built on top of Microsoft’s development platforms – F#, .NET, and Azure! This post will go over some of the what, why, and how of Project Springfield, F#, .NET, and Azure. And they said it shouldn't be done
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Seems appropriate, given that Homer Simpson is in charge of security for the Springfield nuclear power station.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft this morning announced a new feature for its Translator program that will let people use their smartphones to have conversations in several languages at the same time. "Shaka. When the walls fell."
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Shoudln't that be project Babel Fish?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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"Zima at Anzo. Zima and Bakor."
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Darmok and Jalad on the ocean
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Isn't it "Bakor at Anzo. Bakor and Zima at Anzo."???
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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No. I don't think so.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Shokath
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Chaka! When Chaka Khan fell off the wall.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Along with Humpty Dumpty!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forsooth!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I honestly can't remember the last time I had a telephone conversation with several people in several languages at the same time.
Strange, that, given that it must happen at least 20 times a week, for most people.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Judging from their video, I think the intended purpose is for face-to-face meetings. Which still strikes me as a non-common event, but maybe at the Microsoft offices.
TTFN - Kent
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So instead of having five people jabbering away incomprehensibly, you'll have five people jabbering away incomprehensibly and five phones jabbering away google-translatishly?
ms just keeps coming up with great and really useful idea after great and really useful idea.
I'm glad they know what we need, because we obviously don't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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All new cars and light trucks would be able to talk wirelessly with each other, with traffic lights and with other roadway infrastructure under a rule the Transportation Department proposed Tuesday. "Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah"
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And the next day someone hacks the system and shuts down traffic all across the US
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Then the cars will swear at each other.
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Not just the cars.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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