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The only problem is:Quote: Created by Microsoft So it probably causes more problems than it solves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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FTA: Created by Microsoft in 2011, TypeScript is a type-safe subset of JavaScript
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Vark111 wrote: subset
Seriously, I wish it was actually true.
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How so? Remove the any type? That would make it difficult to slowly introduce it into an existing JS codebase, which is about the only way a new javascript-y language is going to take hold in many companies.
I suppose I could live with TS forcing everything to use the triple equals, and just conveniently forget that the bastardized coercing equality ever existed.
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Most businesses believe there is a scarcity of skilled Linux and cloud technology professionals in the workforce and that current professionals are not getting the training they need, according to a recent survey by Linux Academy, the foremost online Linux and cloud training platform and community. Breaking News: training company finds not enough people taking their training
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Scientists hope the chimera embryos represent key steps toward life-saving lab-grown organs. Paging Dr. Moreau
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..I can't help but wonder, would that be bacon, or cannibalism?
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You sir, win the Internets (IMO). Well done, use it well.
TTFN - Kent
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Tx
Were is the off-switch?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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It would be delicious
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Still half a bear short to be delicious.
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Wouldn't that be a third of a bear short?
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Don't we already have enough politicians?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We're not allowed to eat these.
We might be in the future. Imagine that. Who do we vote for then?
The only thing missing from this thread now is a reference to a specific comic from the Oatmeal that I refuse to link.
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And he already became POTUS!
Pot shot, I don't want to get political. Especially after my country's Berlusconi.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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meh. Nothing new, here.
I've encountered at least fifty of them, over the years.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Getting organ donations is a hugh problem, because many people reject it.
So people waiting for a liver (like Steve Jobs ago) or other organs are on a long waiting list and this time in live danger.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: Getting organ donations is a hugh problem, because many people reject it. I am one of those who rejected being a donor. Actively rejected it, as the government decided that anyone is a donor by default. See, it's a deal that has no merit, no gain for me.
KarstenK wrote: So people waiting for a liver (like Steve Jobs ago) or other organs are on a long waiting list and this time in live danger. Even if Steve were still alive, and me dying - he would not be getting my liver for free, even if it were to save his life.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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You just need to find the people that know they are right and expect others to be wrong. "The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it"
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Normal crystals, likes diamond, are an atomic lattice that repeats in space, but physicists recently suggested making materials that repeat in time. Take two and it will be morning
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they are the first of a large class of new materials that are intrinsically out of equilibrium, unable to settle down to the motionless equilibrium
You mean, like my mind?
Marc
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Stuff of TimeLords.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That explains the gout in my brain, then
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Wouldn't that be fundamentally unbreakable? Every fracture in the material would be "overwritten" the successive instant. Basically it could allow the infamous "monomolecular blade".
But then, Physics and reality paths diverged a while ago
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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