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Are you saying that it won't make a huge difference to your lifestyle?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That would be the decorated answer
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Most of the time when we see a code snippet online to do something, we often blindly copy paste it to the terminal. Even the tech savy ones just see it on the website before copy pasting. Here is why you shouldn't do this.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Am I the only b*ard who writes his own code reading the documetnation and thinking on what must be done? The only times I copied code were boilerplate from MSDN - and I always took a good look at it.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Have you been in the QA lately?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Not at all. Most of the legitimate questions are about technologies I don't know and use so I don't venture too much there.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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I do that as well. If I do copy code, I paste it into a plain text editor first, just to make sure.
Most of what I do now is Lua for the OpenComputers Minecraft mod. I have a couple libraries and a service program for it. I also have ported a few other open source libraries to OC, and extended some of them.
Lua is a simple language, but it fits the nature of the mod perfectly.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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One of Microsoft's growing stable of collaboration apps, 'Project Osaka,' seems to be going away before it got past the private preview stage. I think we have a new record for application lifetime
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IBM insisted that we had to have a lock on the door, and we only had this closet that had a lock on it, so we had to do all our development in there, and it was always over 100 degrees, but we wrote late at night a little application to show what the BASIC built into the IBM PC could do. Imagine how good it would have been if he stayed up until 5am
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But then he would have forgotten what he'd done.
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I must say that I like business insider's new way of making their visitors happy.
For me, they disable the page, and pop up a huge message saying:Quote: Business Insider is er ook in Nederland.
Wij brengen elke dag wat je wil weten over ondernemen, tech, carrière en personal finance.
Like ons op Facebook en mis niks! And the little X button in the corner doesn't close it or re-enable the page.
They're too busy playing with their fb account to check their javascript, no doubt.
Either that or they know my IP address, and they don't want me going near their comments section.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So the frog used to be a donkey? Was the chicken one as well?
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With the understanding that few professional developers will ever re-create their apps for the UWP platform, Microsoft is trying a different tack. Again. Do they have cookies?
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Microsoft's asset is the wealth of applications available on Windows. I suggest MS to ditch the UWP API and Desktop bridge totally and allow normal (.NET or native) applications to run in UWP and the only requirement is to tweak the app's UI to have UWP feel/look.
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They appear to've failed to address the single reason I've spent the last half yearish writing a touchscreen app in WPF instead of UWP. Our customer does not want to distribute it through the Windows store; and has reasonable business reasons for not wanting to do so.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Microsoft does it all years too late. They should had done this move while Steve Ballmer was laughing about the iPhone.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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"GlobalXplorer" lets thousands of users look for looting and other clues to ancient sites. Indulge your inner Indy (hat and whip not included)
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""GlobalXplorer" lets thousands of users know where to loot..."
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Send them this[^]. It'll keep 'em busy for years.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Creative use of features such as goto, multiple inheritance, eval, and recursion may be just the right solution for experienced developers when used in the right situation. Think of the creative comments people will make about your code!
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No I try to Forget them. Last comment I remember from a coworker (apprentice, but coworker) wrote in a piece of my code: "Shoot him"
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Is it funny or sad when example code trying to justify goto is terrible?
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yes
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Recursion is a fundamental, if a developer doesn't know it he's either an untrained beginner or a complete moron. Multiple inheritance can be really useful in a narrow selection of cases (if x is both A and B it makes sense that it inherits from both).
Goto is quick and often much cleaner than the structured counterparts "break", "continue" and "switch", and don't usually require added control variables. It's also more error prone as it's really easy to jump over required functions.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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