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Microsoft corporate vice president Julia Liuson expects shortages of worldwide software development engineers to expand to one million in the next five years as the business opportunity of AIoT will shoot up. I thought we were supposed to become obsolete with the AIs replacing us?
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I'm just waiting for some cretin interested party to use the word "irrigate" in this context.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Eespecially with global warming and climate change all the shortage is bound to continue......
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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The research suggests being disinterested in one chore at work might lead you to look for novelty in the next. For some personalities, that leads to enhanced creativity. Mission accomplished
Slow news day for some unknown reason.
Tanks.
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So if you sleep enough, you've got energy to do things.
Got it.
I feel a "Duh!" coming on.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Imagine slow-motion fireworks that started exploding 170 years ago and are still continuing. You call that fireworks? Nah, mate. This is fireworks.
With Chris' accent.
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Cybersecurity researchers from Kaspersky have discovered a new type of ransomware, and this one seems to be more dangerous than any of its predecessors for one key reason. Why don't these ransomware devs work on something important - like icons
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Quote: all [you] need to do is find a vulnerable server and send a command to download a malicious file called “radm.exe.” <Doctor>
Well, don't do that, then.</Doctor>
The strikingly obvious is often strikingly obvious.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I expected the punchline to be, "it's coming from the upstairs!"
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Microsoft's hostility to Linux has softened dramatically in recent years, but the scars from the war against Linux are still visible today. It's actually a nagging cough that sometimes keeps you awake at night
Or maybe some sort of fungus (that grows on you)? Medical diagnosis and analogies really isn't my thing.
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Must be a slow week for frantic panics, if zdnet is rehashing this old tale.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's certainly a slow news day. Not sure why.
TTFN - Kent
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It's Traitors' Day, so the loudest mouths on the net are stuffed with food.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, Linux isn't cancer, it's tuberculosis
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Developers and system administrators spend all day at the keyboard. It behooves them to use the best one possible. And by BEST we mean YOU WANT THESE. "Aren't you worth it?"
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The Biz [^]
Who the Hell wants to sit upright at a desk in an uncomfortable chair?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Greater integration and more communication between teams seen as a neccessity. * Results +/- 95% success
This is according to Trend Micro’s new survey of 1,310 IT decision makers from enterprise and SMBs all over the world. Almost three quarters (74 per cent) believe that DevOps initiatives had become more important over the past year, and even more believe communication between departments needs to improve.
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Quote: You can not able spell business without BS. I need to set that one on speed-dial.
TTFN - Kent
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My favorite is: Quote: Is no I in backup
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DevOps Borat is da man!
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Tweeted, Tweeted and Tweeted. Loved this one
DevOps Borat Tweet Attention devops! Make of sure you have strong plan C. Plan A and B are never work!
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Someone has finally found a good use for twitter!
DevOps Borat: If sh*t is never hit fan you are not get enough sh*t done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow, really? How did businesses ever succeed before DevOps? It must have all been a Grand Illusion. (cue Styx)
I'm calling BS on this propaganda article.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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By analyzing relationships between words the algorithm was able to predict discoveries of new thermoelectric materials years in advance and suggest as-yet unknown materials as candidates for thermoelectric materials. Then they came for the materials scientists, and I did not speak out (as I didn't understand the science)
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