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So, essentially, they have to land the plane and park it -- which of course they would never do, unless they really, really had to.
Am I the only one who smells a "Hey, our software only crashes planes and kills hundreds of people -- just look what their planes do!" aroma?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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-MAYDAY MAYDAY, we are crashing
-Have you tried turning it off and on again?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Microsoft is moving away from referring to the web-based version of Office and its web-based Office client apps as 'Office Online' or 'Word Online.' Well, that solves a lot of my confusion.
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"Hey, we're making changes to an unusable piece of cr@p that won't make it any more usable! Aren't we great!"
Bugs? what are those?"
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A ransomware attack that hit the South African electric utility City Power from Johannesburg this morning encrypted all its systems, including databases and applications. I leave it for you to determine why critical systems were connected to their public network
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It worked on Star Trek! Oh, wait....
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It must be a Russian or Chinese attack.
No-one in Africa would ever get involved in spam or malware.
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The Anti-Defamation League said it found 65% of players have experienced severe harassment while playing games online, which includes physical threats, stalking, and sustained harassment, while 74% of online multiplayer gamers have experienced some form of harassment. The other 35% play solo games
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74% of online multiplayer gamers have experienced some form of harassment
That struck me as so unlikely in being too low, I question all their results.
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I've gotta say that the only response that comes to mind is: "Grow a pair, you bluddy nancy!"
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Harassment! I'm being harassed! I need an adult!
TTFN - Kent
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In your case: Grow three!
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Imagine a bot on your work computer that tracks your every click and keystroke, helping determine which of your tasks could be handled by one of its robot brethren. "The Terminator's an infiltration unit: part man, part machine. "
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Only worry when someone invents an AI snark algorithm which is actually funny.
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A robot that automatically fills in the timesheet would yield a higher ROI, but makes a lousy headline.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That's actually a bloody good idea!
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MSRC engineer: Since 2015, only 40% of zero-days were successfully used against the latest Windows versions. There's safety in updates
Ignoring the fact that keeping it up-to-date often breaks something else. But hey, good news, right?
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Still... 40% ?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Grade them on a curve - it’s Windows
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Grade them on a curve - it’s Windows Apple holds the patents for curves.
You have to grade windows on 32x32px squares.
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The casualty rate of useful stuff that worked fine before updates, but doesn't after, is so ridiculously high that it does not in the least surprise me that some malware doesn't work, either.
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On Tuesday (July 23) at about 2:47 p.m. EDT (1847 GMT), a motor onboard the small LightSail 2 cubesat began deploying the mission's 344-square-foot (32-square-meter) solar sail, which is about the size of a boxing ring. "Look who's all grown up, black swanning about the solar winds"
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US Federal Trade Commission today imposed a record breaking $5 billion penalty on Facebook for violating the 2012 FTC order by deceiving users about their ability to control the privacy of their personal information. I think they already have
Just not in the direction it should be
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Why it’s time to move on from OOP "OOPs!...I did it again"
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A bunch of opinions but nothing to back it up. Hilarious. I get this a lot from people who don't really get OOP.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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