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Whether you need advice tomorrow or 10 years from now, keep these tips in mind. So you can welcome our future overlords when it's needed
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What's your experience?
(Very obscure reference to a post from long ago.)
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Ah, we're all robots here, so I have no clue
TTFN - Kent
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Do robots debate what it's like to work with a human?
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What's most remarkable about the article is that Frederik Pohl, Isaac Asimov, and others obviously had far greater understanding of the subject seventy years ago that the article writer has today.
But I suppose you've got to let all the know-nothing kiddies have their mindless-social-media-style say, eh?
Let's start a twitter hashtag on it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, let's not.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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On his continuing quest for productivity and performance in the Java language, Brian Goetz, Java language architect at Oracle, along with Alex Buckley, specification lead for the Java language and Java Virtual Machine at Oracle, proposed a set of hyphenated keywords to evolve a mature language in which adding new features can be a challenge with the current set of keywords as defined in the Java SE 12 Java Language Specification. Or is that an 'em-dash'?
"Examples of proposed hyphenated classic keywords would include: non-final, break-with, and value-class. Examples of proposed hyphenated contextual keywords would include: non-null, read-only, and eventually-true." I need to figure out how I can work 'eventually-true' into my next program. It's so aspirational.
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You forgot, this-is-not-a-loop
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Or is that an 'em-dash'? Um, no, they're hyphens[^].
But what is the frugging point?
If I see a hyphen in a statement, I will automatically think that the value of one variable is being subtracted from the value of another, and will be looking for where the result is to be stored.
Talk about utterly useless and confusing "improvements"!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Especially since int res=var1-var2; is valid Java.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Especially since int res=var1-var2; is valid Java. The problem couldn't be demonstrated more clearly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That has to be one of the more idiotic ideas I have read of in a very long time.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Oracle's not managing the language well, IMO.
TTFN - Kent
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They are if they want it to die.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Just over 15 years after the first reported incident of phishing, new research suggests tech companies could be doing more to protect users from the threat of scams. However, greater awareness of the issue is also needed among individuals and organizations. Because they haven't figured out how to remotely slap users' hands?
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Well, the way to train users not to open malicious e-mails is by labelling 80% of them as SPAM.
Then, if they open one of the other 20%, because they trust that you are looking after them, it's their fault for getting infected, not yours.
You want to stop e-mail scams?
0. Set the default option for opening e-mails to plain text.
1. PUT UP A F***ING BIG NOTICE ON EVERY WALL, telling people to not open e-mails that they're not expecting.
There you go: 99% of the hacking problems solved, before they even begin.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But the email said I had won a holiday!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Visual Studio receives over 500 feature suggestions from customers every month on the Developer Community website. Closed, as it is not a new icon request
Run on, running joke, run on (yes, I'm ashamed)
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Want to use the GNOME or KDE Linux desktops on your virtual reality headset? A new open-source project aims to let you play games and use your Linux desktop with your VR head-mounted display. Experience the console just like you were living in it!
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Sadella said: OK, brethren, the new way of the future is coming upon us, so it is so. We must be stopping be making desktop and laptop windows interfacements to be more likened unto telephone of the mobile variety interfacements, but more like unto interfacements wherein and whereunder you are moving your head and the interfacement is respondering.
This will be ultimate perfection for the desktop and laptop interfacement, with very, very bigger icons! Oh, joy.
I can't wait.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Over the course of a month and a half, “Kova,” real name Rana Mahal, convinced at least 25 people to join a game studio that was not a registered company, and develop a video game to which he did not own the rights, in exchange for no pay. You can fool some of the people some of the time (at least for six weeks)
NSFW warning: as you might expect in an article about developers and these kind of events, naughty words are spoken.
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Fake news, obviously.
Wait for the tweets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You did verify that your paychecks are clearing, right?
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A cyber analytics firm has discovered several instances of enterprise software that collected and sent information home, a behavior which could lead to exposure of sensitive enterprise data. ERP, phone home
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