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Oh, for f***k's sake.
Why can't people focus on getting the work done, rather than on their preferred (and usually incredibly inefficient) ways of doing it?
If the work can be done more efficiently on linux, then do it on linux!
Wasting everyone's time on "Oh, I can do it here, I can do it there! Aren't I clever!" cr@p doesn't get people's salaries paid.
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The issue with this workload is that evidence suggests working significantly more than 40 hours a week for a prolonged period actually makes you less productive, and there are plenty of developers on record about the mental and physical cost of sustained crunch periods. My six-hour work week is killing me!
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So you only do 47 hours' work in the 60 hours, rather than 33 hours' work in 40.
No employer is gonna buy this. We need to find a better excuse.
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Some weeks, when I'm on a tear, I honestly want to put in more time and I generally do.
Other weeks, when writer's block hits, I need to scale it back a bit and focus on SA stuff. I'm lucky that my management seems to understand this.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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All the way back in October 2018 we heard that the next major version of Windows 10 would be code-named Vibranium, with the more minor Windows 10 19H2 update being code-named Vanadium. Great - an imaginary material that absorbs all action it contacts
"Last version of Windows EVAH!"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: an imaginary material that absorbs all action it contacts That's the wrong vibranium.
The original vibranium dissolved metal, leaving only a sludge of dead computers.
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That works too.
I thought they retconned that to "anti-metal"?
TTFN - Kent
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There is no ret-con.
Only morons buy into ret-cons.
And only complete idiots buy into reboots.
I never even reboot my computers.
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The algorithm, called SentiMATE, worked out by itself the basic rules of chess as well as several key strategies—including forking and castling. "I'm finished with the old chess because it's all just a lot of book and memorization"
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DOJ charges Pakistani man with bribing AT&T employees more than $1 million to install malware on the company's network, unlock more than 2 million devices. I'd make a joke using one of the slogans, but I can't remember ever seeing or hearing a commercial for them
"Bringing good things to life"? No, that's GE, isn't it?
"Just give us your money. We don't care." No, that's Comcast.
Dang. "Come here Watson, I need you?" :shrug:
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I can't remember ever seeing or hearing a commercial for them I'm currently (again) working for a company that partners with at&t, and the first thing that came to my mind was "Your world. Delivered"
To whom, who can say?
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Well, that is very appropriate then.
TTFN - Kent
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Breaking up is hard to do?
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When you look up at the moon, there may now be a few thousand water bears looking back at you. That's one small crash for a satellite, one giant leap for all water bears
Unlikely they survived the crash, but never bet against those boogers.
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Are they f***ing mad?
Let's take some cats and rabbits to Australia, because they'll make it a better place!
Let's bring some of those pretty algae to Europe, because they're so decorative!
Only a f***ing lunatic would introduce species to the moon that might thrive there!
I really despair of the utter, total, and indisputable stupidity of rocket scientists, sometimes.
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It is possible to thoroughly hijack a nearby vulnerable Qualcomm-based Android phone, tablet, or similar gadget, via Wi-Fi, we learned on Monday. This likely affects millions of Android devices. This is what happens when you phone in your security?
"The good news is that all the bugs have been patched by Qualcomm. Now for the bad news. When exactly these fixes will filter down to actual Android users is not clear."
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OK, Chaps!
You now have an excuse for the missus to buy a new phone!
Sometimes these "security researchers" do indeed serve a noble purpose.
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Sometimes it’s good not to get all the attention. I'm sure they'd like all those monopolies to be broken up!
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Yeah, right.
Over the past few months, issue after issue has been noticed where ms is reaping data of a more personal nature than things like google's "location data used to serve ads" cr@p.
And, strangely enough, the data they've been reaping is precisely the kind of data that isn't wanted by ad agencies; it's precisely the kind of data that's wanted by the US and UK governments.
So the US government's "approval" of ms may well be somewhat more sinister than people like computerworld have noticed.
Tip: If you don't actually need to go to microsoft.com: firewall it, at least or a few months (until the story breaks).
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This post is an introduction to the most important standards and sets you on the course to other resources that can help build your C# prowess. Because all arguments need a starting premise
Then you can start disagreeing from there.
But don't just automatically gainsay anything the other person says.
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He puts braces on a newline.
'Nuff said.
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“var is your friend”
That’s when I decided he was a commie hippy, and stopped reading.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It's a fully featured dependency explorer but it's all in text mode and doesn't require me to use the mouse and take my hands of the keyboard. Will you find it useful? It Depends
It just makes me homesick for Norton Commander
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So we're stuck between moronic companies who think that huge, tappable icons on full-screen apps is "the way of the future!", and idjits who think that command-line and text-only interfaces are "The only way to go!"
Rock, meet Hard Place. Hard Place, Rock.
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