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Even the best cloud computing trend must end: Why PaaS, serverless, OpenStack and multicloud have already seen their best days. Not soon enough?
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When it stops raining on you, and the Sun comes out so you can see the light and feel warm again.
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Does 10X[^], the deep, deep, dank hole with nothing of value at the bottom (as advertised on the best show on TV[^]) mean that winio will be converted back to being an OS for computers, rather than one for phones?
Can we at least hope to profit professionally from the split?
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Python: It is popular for providing better results and increasing user experience. Better than what?
JavaScript: ... as it can only work with CSS, AJAX, and CSS. ... and AJAX
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Oh, great.
Now the agency spammers will be asking for 3000 years' experience in C#.
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Apparently the article has been deleted, wonder why
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The programme office says it completed a 27-month test programme in less than 11 months Because by now everyone knows that devs double their estimations, so it is easy to slash it in half (minus an extra bit they prolly took as extra margin)
FG wrote: The new tail-kit assembly is manufactured by Boeing and is part of a larger life-extension programme for the B61 nuke Nothing to worry about then, as Boeing is known for their safety-over-profit attitude
"Works on my machine, so ready for production"
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Boeing specializes in making things fall to the ground, though they do have an issue with control.
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That can always be fixed after it is in production, with some updates
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Computer scientists at the University of Waterloo have found a novel approach that significantly improves the storage efficiency and output speed of computer systems. "That's what the flair's about. It's about fun."
I'm missing something, as this doesn't seem all that novel to me.
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Well, it's about time someone invented redundancy and load balancing!
How stupid can we be, not thinking of it?
Still, I suppose we can all profit from faster response times, now.
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They probably use the exciting ABBA technology
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You know how to explain things to an audience whose background is like your own. But how do you get the message across when the subject matter is bound to go over the listeners’ heads? Analogies. Lots of analogies. Once upon a time, there were three little goats, named 'Web page', 'Logic', and 'Database'...
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Once upon a time, there were three little goats, named 'Web page', 'Logic', and 'Database'... Oh I remember this one. 'Database' had a strong, concrete house, but others had only poor-man's yurt and igloo. And it ends terribly bad, IIRC.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: 'Database' had a strong, concrete house, but others had only poor-man's yurt and igloo.
Goats, not pigs!
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Well, this sucks!
I wanted to be snarky about how idiotic the page is, but it's not! It's actually full of the right kind of advice.
How dare they!
Still, I suppose they'll profit by one or two more clicks, because I haven't torn them down.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: there were three little goats, named 'Web page', 'Logic', and 'Database'...
And every day they had to cross a bridge under which the troll named "Social Media" lived...
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Google has created Meena, a chatbot it says is better than any other it’s tested — a claim the company supports using a new metric it developed specifically to measure an AI’s conversational abilities. Based on my last few conversations, that might not be too hard
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"a claim the company supports using a new metric it developed specifically to measure an AI’s conversational abilities."
So they designed a test that - by some happy chance - places their code in the 1st place. Hmm... where have we seen this before?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Yes, well, the google chatbot has profitted from the input of google groups (which also archived all the newsgroups), everything on twitter and facebook, and probably everything anyone ever fingered or said on their telephone.
i.e. it may be capable of near-human conversation, but it'll sure as sugah be cretin level.
[edit] I tpyoed "newsgroups" [/edit]
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modified 31-Jan-20 3:01am.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: probably everything anyone ever fingered
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OK, so now I really don't want to know what you use to press onto images on your phone!
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Scientists have applied a quantum machine learning idea back to the human brain to see if it explains human decision-making. "Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?"
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