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She had a computer port surgically embedded in her skull. "Turn on, boot up, jack in"
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MIT Tech wrote: She even played a simple Pac-Man-like computer game piped directly into her brain They're going to regret having said that, unless they can have a couple of million units ready by Christmas.
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I’ve read a few articles of late that have declared the end of Agile development. Paging Mr. Betteridge
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My kind of guy -- can see more than one side to a story, and knows bugger-all about geography ("Main to California"?)
It's nice to see an article on agile that's neither a rant nor a declaration of eternal love.
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I wonder which Main he's talking about? Most towns have a Main, even the towns in Maine.
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Hopefully not one of the Mains in California, because I don't think recursiveness will help get his meaning across.
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Motherboard driver from Gigabyte was deprecated after being found vulnerable. Backward compatibility deemed dangerous
Sounds like they need a better mechanism to revoke Authenticode signatures
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Sounds like they need a better mechanism to revoke Authenticode signatures Or, as this seems to be once again the case, they need to tell their people not to open e-mails with attachments from unknown parties.
Almost all the scare stories come down to that, these days.
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The majority of source code has a short lifespan (i.e., a few years), and is only ever modified by one person (i.e., 60%). So you're saying we need Tinder for Code?
But you'll still have to write it so you can understand it in six months
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Kent Sharkey wrote: So you're saying we need Tinder for Code? Likes: linking, compiling & recompiling, models, recursive looping, imperatives, sockets, quick'n'dirty private functions, DDE, event handlers for idempotent functions.
Dislikes: access violation, arguments, conditional statements, reserved characters, negative remarks, delimitations.
Callback if interested.
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Apple has been fined by the French government for its 2017 patch that could slow down iPhone 6, iPhone 7 and iPhone SE units that had a depleted battery, and for not informing users that it was doing so. Because nothing hurts like a fine equivalent to 7 hours of revenue
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I'm sorry but I find this whole thing so pathetic.
Apple, like everyone else, builds on their systems to provide new features that their consumers demand. Or dread. Either way, the phones are asked to do more and more and as they get older the batteries are less and less capable. So Apple introduce a pretty clever system that progressively slows framerate, dims the screen a little, lowers the volume by a big 3dB - all in the name of eking out a little more from the phone instead of having the phones fall over, all four paws in the air, dead.
Their crime isn't slowing down a phone. The crime is "not telling everyone they are trying to quietly, without fuss, without interrupting you, keep you on Facebook or Instagram that few moments longer without bothering to tell you
Which, frankly, is what a good OS does: it handles stuff - the good, the bad, the annoying - in a way you don't notice, and without making a fuss about it.
This is a PR fail by Apple (one of many recently, unfortunately), not a crime that warrants a massive and arbitrary fine.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Even someone who's not an apple fan (c'est moi) finds it very hard to disagree with that.
They made a choice between making the phones become a teensy bit less useful and letting the things become pretty much unusable.
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It appears Google may be working on yet another operating system, “Pigweed,” according to a new US trademark application. So they're cloning the MacOS?
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"Pigweed"?
Hmm...
No, I'm stumped. Anyone got any ideas?
It looks like they're using a typical political tactic (if you give people something obvious to attack, they won't attack where you're weak), so don't go thinking they were stupid for using that name -- just look for what they're trying to prevent you from seeing.
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Acronym?
Profit
Is
Gigantic
With
Everyone's
Elephanting
Data
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shame it wouldn't work outside the CP Lounge. We need to educate the world about what "elephanting" means.
... And about the small fact that pigweed is what you feed to your food animals, to fatten them up for slaughter.
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Quote: Acronym?
Profit
Is
Gigantic
With
Everyone
Elephanting Else's
Data Better now?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote:
Profit
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Gigantic
With
Everyones
Elephanting Else's Effing
Data
No need to change the original meaning.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 11-Feb-20 11:42am.
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The crown for the worst product names has been stolen from Microsoft and awarded in an upset to Google.
Pigweed.
Wow. What a way to set the stage.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Perhaps this is a sign of how they are going to take over the world.
Some varieties of Pigweed are resistant to glyphosate (weedkiller-RoundUp) and like exert dominance over the plants that are supposed to be there.
Sounds like some sort of germ warfare
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Microsoft originally implemented the “Suggested” section on the Windows 10 Start Menu as a way to advertise its official apps; but in the latest listing, Microsoft has gone beyond self-promotion. If at first you're declared a monopoly, try, try again
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When people are becoming more and more unhappy, disappointed, and disaffected by your flagship programs, you've got to try everything you can to get them to come back -- except, of course, restoring the standards of quality that attracted people to them in the first place.
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