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A NASA safety panel is recommending a review of Boeing’s software verification processes after revealing there was a second software problem during a CST-100 Starliner test flight that could have led to a “catastrophic” failure. Not saying anything
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I don't understand this at all.
Why on Earth would they want a review of Boeing’s software verification processes?
What a ridiculous waste of time, effort, and money.
Close the department, sack the lot of 'em, and start from scratch.
You don't f*** about with f@rt-arsey processes when people are dying horrible deaths.
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They could just have the FAA review the code and apply the rubber stamp. It would be a lot quicker...
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Chris Maunder
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Lawyers and judges would probably have to get involved, to make them hand their code over, and I'm sure they'd be happy to spend a huge (tax-deductible) fortune fighting it.
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A new software issue has been discovered on the Boeing 737 Max, but the company said Thursday it does not think it will further delay its return to service. The 'Max' stands for 'Maximum Clusterwhatnot"
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We were just joking about agile aeroplane-manufacturers in the Lounge
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We were joking?
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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No wonder if it fails again. Highly egoed management pushes doomed Agile + vb6 in order to get it out to the market. On Err Resume Next couldn't save them again.
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Agile is died, they should try the brand new 'Let It Crash' concept, it is the new tendency. Oh, wait, they already did, literally...
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I couldn't agree with you more.
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New survey reveals the most popular tools used by Java developers. It's almost like they're moving away from a 'for fee' model...
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In a recent battery of benchmarks performed on a $199 laptop from Walmart, Ubuntu proved 15-percent faster than the default Windows 10 installation, but then Clear Linux blew both Ubuntu and Fedora out of the water. The OS that contains 0% Thetans
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Jeeze, have they heard of torrents?
The download performance is hundreds of percent faster!
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Researchers at the University of Luxembourg have recently developed a new PGP management framework in which the key server infrastructure is implemented using blockchain technology. Pretty Trendy Privacy
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Did they start another team to search for the problem?
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Oh, be serious!
Blockchain is so last year, and PGP is a dinosaur!
It's not cloud-based or alexa-compatible, and it doesn't use AI.
These people need to get with the times!
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New software "streams" data and code resources to an app from a cloud server when necessary, allowing the app to use only the space it needs on a phone at any given time. Data charges? What data charges?
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How about removing all the crapware (even in vanilla Android)?
(Edit: How is it that a well known financial app that does a few actions and has minimal assets takes up 80MB? Even Android Calculator is 8MB.)
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to avoid DLL hell
also, probably used a kitchen-sink third party tool like Xamarin, hence loads of garbage in the sink.
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:
also, probably used a kitchen-sink third party tool like Xamarin, hence loads of garbage in the sink.
It's mostly this and very lazy programming.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: allowing the app to use only the space it needs on a phone at any given time slurp data in a way that is completely undetectable by someone outside their server room Beware of people who aren't capable of realising obvious outcomes bearing gifts.
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Something like a web app?
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Kaladin wrote: Something like a web app? No, no, no!
It's completely new technology, that uses the chrome API to embed a...
Um... I'll shut up, now.
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Windows 10 does allow users to remap the keys on your keyboard with a few registry tweaks, but Registry editor isn’t exactly an easy tool to customize the operating system and bend it to your will, which is why there is a market for third-party software like SharpKeys that writes this information directly to the registry. Does anyone really need that Caps Lock key?
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