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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because I got tired of the Ballmer quote. If you can't defeat your enemy, join him?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, yezonnuh.
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One of the upsides of working from home, especially when my 7 year old is off school is that I am available most of the time for the occasional quick cuddle, to laugh at something silly she'd just done or help her with something. One of the downsides is that at any time she could walk in to my office whilst I'm on a call. Seems like a topical project for folks newly enjoying working from home
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And he needs IoT Bulb for that?
I suppose I am too old fashioned... open door means come in and closed door don not disturb and if it is important, knock first and wait until I say "come in"
And it works even when electricity is gone, go figure.
M.D.V.
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Saving the world one step at a time, obviously.
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"You don't have to put on the red IoT light" just ain't as catchy as the original.
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Good lord, whatever happened to taping a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door?
Of course, my cats can't read, but they wouldn't pay attention to a bulb either. Now, if it were wired to an automatic spritzer that would squirt them, that would be useful. Would work with kids too!
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From the team that has brought PC and Console gamers the latest in graphics innovation for nearly 25 years, we are beyond pleased to bring gamers DirectX 12 Ultimate, the culmination of the best graphics technology we’ve ever introduced in an unprecedented alignment between PC and Xbox Series X. You have to use the wrestling announcer voice whenever you compile with ULTIMATE!!!
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Only available on Windows 11!
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So, next year they'll release DirectX ][?
Watch out for those buggers that revive processes you've killed.
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The software giant's trained artificial intelligence software to identify background noise that isn't your voice. Snackers, rejoice. We may not get the future we want, but we'll get the future we need
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So "Crunch, munch, slurp, slobber" comes out on the other end as "We really need to invest in new ms surface machines for everyone".
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It's the snoring I could really use masked.
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It's a shame, because it'll probably also filter out the sound of anonymous raspberries while the CEO is opining.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: We may not get the future we want, but we'll get the future we need Looking at the news lately... I hope we don't get the future we deserve
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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An optimist thinks we're living in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist agrees with the sentiment.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Backstage unifies all your infrastructure tooling, services, and documentation with a single, consistent UI. This way you get to maintain the portal as well as the programs!
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A front-end for forwarding background information from the back office to the guys at the front?
Hang on, I need some help, here.
... Which way is up, again?
(I'll upvote the first person who says "the only way")
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Medical valves manufactured with portable 3-D printers are saving the lives of coronavirus victims at a hospital located in what is considered Italy's Ground Zero for the deadly viral infection. 3-D printers for everyone!
And I want to ignore the news that the company that makes the machine this part is for is threatening to sue them. Yes, it's a medical device and so technically they're on the hook for the part failing, but time to keep the lawyers on a short leash for a little while IMO.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: And I want to ignore the news that the company that makes the machine this part is for is threatening to sue them. That's OK.
The people who sue the company for having endangered (and perhaps killed) their family members through negligence will win enough in damages that they'll be able to help out with a couple of hundred million for court costs.
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The lawsuit was actually a hoax (again).
Article[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I don't know if "hoax" is the right word, just yet another example of a game of telephone, and the media jumping to a conclusion. (again )
Still, because of past behaviour, I'm not willing to give lawyers the benefit of the doubt much.
TTFN - Kent
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Ivan and Sergei are getting really good at the fake news thing, aren't they?
Mind you, patent trolls are one of the lowest forms of life, so they were an easy target.
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"Understanding what drives people to delay a software update—an important protective action because they fix bugs that attackers can exploit—would be a step toward preventing such cyberattacks" I'm sure it has nothing to do with the quality of many of those updates
Or frequency, in the case of Flash and Acrobat.
And Windows, now that I think of it.
Oh, and Office, of course.
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