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I wanted to answer you with a joke about "Queen" and one of their songs, but it was going to be too last century for you...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Well, they always had One Vision!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Quote: when was the last time you saw a truly original movie, for example? Arrival was a fairly original movie.
I thought it was very good, the aliens were scary but didn't want to take over the planet; they didn't blow up the Whitehouse (or anything at all for that matter); they actually did come in peace and wanted our help (in 3,000 years so no pressure really).
It was confirmed good by not winning any Oscars except sound editing (the aliens didn't "bleep or bloop" even once).
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I enjoyed it, but the story was quite similar to Close Encounters
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Celestine Omin was accustomed to tackling tough engineering problems. Just not the two that the border agent had put in front of his face — or at least not now, after having spent 24 hours cramped in an economy seat on Qatar Airways. Man, those whiteboard tests are getting out of hand
Edit: switched item source
modified 28-Feb-17 19:32pm.
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No link?
Is it a test? Do we have to edit the page source?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Odd. I see a link there. Maybe it's some LinkedIn nonsense. I'll switch it over to re/code.
Try it now.
TTFN - Kent
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That did it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, at least he didn't need to implement a B-Tree!
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Yeah, I was going to post that a couple of weeks back, but I decided not to. Now that it seems to be a broader event, I figured I couldn't ignore it.
Time to brush up on my CompSci 100 stuff. I might go down there soon.
TTFN - Kent
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WTF ?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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God bless the US security forces, protecting people from bad code!
Actually, "security forces" sounds a bit harsh: too militaristic and nasty.
Let's use a softer term that suits them better, and shows that they're there to help people.
How about Security Services?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Should've just asked him where he stands on tabs v spaces and gauged the level of vitriol.
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Or 1TBS vs the wrong indent styles.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Jeremy Falcon
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So what do they do with proctologists? Do a reverse-probe?
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the 28-year-old software engineer had left his home in Lagos, Nigeria
The border agent probably wanted to know why his $10,000,000 of unclaimed inheritance money hadn't been deposited into his bank account.
Marc
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I have to wonder what they ask a proctologist to test their knowledge?
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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The border agent's skills are being seriously underused:
Either he knows how to balance a b-tree himself and should be a developer,
or he can ask a technical question to which he does not know the answer and should be a project manager.
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AI bragging rights in playing Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. game were supported by the fact that AI played the game using deep learning algorithms against ten highly-ranked players. The AI came out on top against every one of them, said New Scientist. That's one way to stop AI from taking over the world: distract them with Nintendo
But then the Nintendo machines will rise...
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It's only because AIs aren't held back by the need of twenty-three fingers to do combo moves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile frameworks like scrum, lean or kanban are widely used across many industries. Each has its own focus, features, process, benefits and drawbacks. Here is a quick comparison to help you decide which will work best for your next project. Pick the purple one
Or the one with stripes
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yup.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
Agile is about team management, not project management.
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