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More and more organizations are choosing to hose their web applications in the cloud using services like Microsoft Azure.
Yep sounds right ! Cloud has water to hose applications !
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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If you were on the internet in a certain era, you remember McAfee. It was the defensive line between you and the rest of the internet, reminding you with incessant popups that you were not hacked, not quite yet, but only if you renewed your subscription right away. Because that's a name people know and trust
I think I just broke my sarcasm.
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Did it ever go away? It still seems to come pre-installed on most Windows consumer devices - and you still have to download the "removal tool" to properly uninstall it after you've used the uninstaller.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: nd you still have to download the "removal tool" to properly uninstall it after you've used the uninstaller. That's why I prefer to download the drivers of the computer and wipe it, reinstalling from the beginning. 90% of the pre installed things in EOM-Computers is crap.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: ...90% of the pre installed things in EOM-Computers is crap.
I'd agree with you but I think you are being a bit too optimistic.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Look at this way, McAfee is so great, Intel is paying to get rid of it.
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The company funded ‘It’s Lit: A guide to what teens think is cool’, which found that it was more cool than Vice, Nike and Facebook. They're just snazzy and peachy-keen, Daddio!
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Quote: YouTube, which Google owns, came out at number one ahead of Netflix Um, it's about 13-17 year-olds, no? So lessee...
Question 0:
Netflix; who pays for you, and therefore decides what you show?
Question 1:
YouTube: Same question.
Therein ends a non-moronic or hype-seeking survey.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A study of Google by Google, eh?
If I Google Google, will I crash their servers with infinite recursion?
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I presume you're referencing the IT Crowd.
IT Crowd - Google[^]
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Marc Clifton wrote: If I Google Google, will I crash their servers with infinite recursion? Click the 'feelin' lucky' button and see.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Did anyone else notice that a certain fruity maker of fondleslabs was conspicuous by its absence in the article?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Scrum.org and the DevOps Institute are teaming up on ScrumOps, a new approach to software delivery. Two grate tastes that taste grate together
Yes, I intended that spelling.
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Is it just me, or does "Scrum" sound like the spawn of two offensive words?
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It's definitely not just you. People need to plan these things better
TTFN - Kent
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You guys will always conjure up a couple other dirty ones no matter what the name is.
You do remember expertsexchange, don't ya?
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yup, always print off your URL and let a 13 year old (or older equivalent) look at it.
TTFN - Kent
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You may be OT with that question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you combine Scrum with DevOps you get Ruck (or if you add sprints you get Rolling Maul).
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In other news, consulting companies have announced a new revenue stream.
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The Association of Computing Machinery (ACM) has announced its 2016 ACM A.M. Turing Award is being awarded to Sir Tim Berners-Lee. And now he's complete
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Huh? you mean it's NOT Al Gore?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, he's only a paltry Knight of the Realm, so he needs really important stuff like this to affirm himself.
You can bet that it will make a huge difference to his lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wanted to write a Linux Console app in C++ using Visual Studio in Windows. Why? Why not? I like VS. Because some people like to confuse their computers
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According to the 2017 OS Adoption Trends from Spiceworks, a large portion of businesses are running at least one instance of Windows XP, with 9% still running at least one instance of Windows Vista. If it ain't broke, it soon will be
If the Windows Update people get their downloads on it.
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