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IT operations teams are focusing their efforts on securing their networks and applications from outside threats, but the greatest threat to an organization may be its own users. Because the careful ones don't get caught
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Ye Gods!
This is amazingly new and eye-opening news!
After years of data that shows that careless end users are an organization’s biggest security threat, someone has finally figured out that careless end users are an organization’s biggest security threat!
My gast is well and truly flabbered!
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My mission of bringing only the newest, and most mind-shattering news, is completed.
TTFN - Kent
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Well done!
Time for a coffee break!
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As the great philosopher Rick Cook once stated Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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modified 23-Mar-19 8:27am.
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A new experiment reveals signs our brains may respond to changes in Earth’s magnetic field, but it’s unclear whether it impacts behavior It just means some people have iron filings where their brains should be
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Magneto is dead! Long Live Magneto!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Sorry, could you repeat that?
My ears were full of paperclips, again.
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Wikipedia Co-Founder Larry Sanger launched a sharp attack at technology giants saying that tech giants ‘demand a great deal of information and control.’ He, therefore, asked consumers to stop their engagement with the Silicon Valley giants from stem to stern. "I wish I knew how to quit you."
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But he's wikipedia, so you can't trust a word he says.
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With Windows Virtual Desktop, you can deploy and scale your Windows desktops and apps on Azure in minutes and enjoy built-in security. VT100, with added Windows!
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
self.reasonsToRollEyes++;
"Error NumericOverflowException"?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Researchers from Microsoft and the University of Washington have demonstrated the first fully automated system to store and retrieve data in manufactured DNA — a key step in moving the technology out of the research lab and into commercial datacenters. Don't sell your hard-drive just yet
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But I don't want to have to keep my computer in the fridge!
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Hundreds of millions of Facebook users had their account passwords stored in plain text and searchable by thousands of Facebook employees — in some cases going back to 2012 MarkZ skipped that course on encryption
It was either that or, "well, of course they did". Words escape me.
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But they locked the door of the server room, every night, so everything's fine.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Words escape me
I think you meant to say "Words elude me", "I'm at a loss for words", or to more accurately illustrate your true bewilderment, "What.The.Actual.F*ck?"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Those last ones were the words escaping me yes
But, yes. And thank you.
TTFN - Kent
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#realJSOP wrote: "What.The.Actual.F*ck?" But, judging by the number of pron sites that appear to make a living for their owners, virtual f*cks are the thing of the future.
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This explains the ultra-high performance of their authentication code.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: This explains the ultra-high performance of their authentication code. Actually, you're probably not far from the truth, there.
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Lets not jump to conclusions here, perhaps they invented a new encryption algorithm that uses a replica of the exact same letters, numbers and symbols of the data its trying to encrypt.
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Purloined-letter encryption!
I take back every bad word I ever said about them!
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That algorithm is actually not new. It is called "ASCII encryption" and was originally covered in a patent by William. T. Foxtrot.
Later on, a version coping with foreign character set was also invented by the same author, and patented, i.e. "UTF8 encryption".
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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