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The SD Times really likes the agile drum.
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/shrug It's an easy topic to blather about, and popular with managers.
TTFN - Kent
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Actually, "agile" isn't the answer. Proper design and implementation of software (making *it* agile), along with the ability and committment to identify when your software needs a rewrite is the answer. The benefit of a rewrite is that you have a software model that you know is deficient, but that gives you a starting point for a fresh look at the problem, along with a better understanding of the users' needs within the application's domain.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I agree. I think it should more of a design goal then a process. In my opinion a process doesn't buy you anything if your design is flawed in the first place. This is why I prefer a "think twice, write once" approach instead of repeated iterations which is essentially a machine gun approach that hopes you hit the target eventually.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Why would anyone get rid of whiteboards? They're remarkable.
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I like taking the stickers off permanent markers, and leaving them in the whiteboard pen trays.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft, Adobe and SAP announced a new 12-member ODI Partner Council, expanding the number of backers of the Open Data Initiative Microsoft announced last fall. How odd: there seem to be a few big data players missing from the list
Not sure if the "scare quotes" around open in the original headline was intentional or just really appropriate
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Ya godda lissen adda mi tell ya wadda ya godda do!
Firsta, ya godda tella everbody dat ya gonna Make-a da world a bedda place
Den, ya godda looka for da liddle guys, what do stuff what da peepul tink is good, an ya godda muscle em until-a dey sez yez great
Den ya keep a'musclin an a'pushin until-a da idiots dat pay da money pays it all ta you, not to da udda guys!
Let it be noted that I do actually speak Italian at the native level -- but that some American-Italians maybe don't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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On the bright side, all that technology will be combined into a single thing I can then ignore.
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If microsoft is involved I seriously doubt it will actually be open. For example, they will probably demand XML be used in a form that they have patented so this "open" format means royalties to them for using their stuff. This would be exactly like what Rambus did with DDR RAM several years ago.
Pardon my cynicism but they have earned it.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Cynicism well deserved, IMO. I suspect this is an effort by the lot of them to weaponize their formats against Oracle, SalesForce, etc.
TTFN - Kent
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Seven years ago, Google unveiled Dart, a general-purpose programming language. Version 1.0, released in late 2013, was meant as a replacement for JavaScript in browsers; it also had its own virtual machine (VM) for running native applications in the Chrome browser. People like data types, Google Edition
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Quote: for instance, it’s questionable whether Flutter will let them tap into certain native frameworks
I initially read that as:
for instance, it’s questionable whether Flutter will let them flap into certain native frameworks
I like my version better.
Latest Article - Azure Function - Compute Pi Stress Test
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Agreed.
The Flappy Bird of programming languages
TTFN - Kent
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Technology has become a disposable commodity. If it doesn't work, throw it away and start over, and introduce just enough incompatibility to force everyone to upgrade.
Example: .Net Framework to .Net Core
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Dart got a "D". but it should have got an "F".
Oh, come on!
Think about it!
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According to a report from Kaspersky Lab, 56 percent of internet users feel that complete privacy in the modern digital world is impossible. And the other (almost) half are fooling themselves
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So if you've ever made it possible to connect your real you to all the cr@p that you're involved with on the interwebs, people can see the connections?
Hardly big news.
Try finding out about me, personally.
Markie realised, right back when the interwebs first came into being, that all manner of sh1thead people and organisations would do everything they could to profit from knowledge of personal information, so Markie put a tiny little bit of effort into preventing that.
To know about the real me, you would now have to hack more than one database, and have the ability to correlate the data.
Anyone who has done differently will -- as in WILL -- suffer, because of it.
This was obvious decades ago. Those who don't even realise it decades later have made serious mistakes.
I'm not saying that people deserve what they get, but that a little forethought of pretty obvious consequences might have been a good thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And the other half living in a dream...
Time to wake up, folks!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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More that 99% of me agrees with them.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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India claims it has demonstrated the capability of destroying satellites in orbit by shooting one of its own satellites with a missile launched from Earth, the country’s prime minister, Narendra Modi, announced this morning. "Mr Bond…you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you."
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Peewee Herman voice,
I meant to to do that...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm all in favour.
People who think that they rule the world need a reminder that they don't.
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Microsoft’s marketing chief Chris Capossela has warned all employees to not participate in the process of annoying hoaxes on Monday. Bless them
Assuming they're not just setting us up for something big on April 1.
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The phrase "bunch of dicks" comes to mind, but I can't think why.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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