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Because span is more in-line with what we do.
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HTML puns now. Is this how far we've sunk
TTFN - Kent
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It’s a new world...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If (JavascriptGags.Start)
{
FindADifferentLineOfWork
} Although I must admit that I have been known to gag while looking at Javascript implentations.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The U.K.’s antitrust watchdog today opened an investigation to probe Facebook Inc. and Google LLC’s dominance of the digital ad market and also weigh potential regulatory restrictions on the companies. And you know how fast that government does things
We could have a decision...
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real soon now
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Still, it's another sign that the gravy train is coming to a halt.
But I'm sure they they'll bribe and bully as much as they can (which is a lot) to keep it rolling as long as possible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft corporate vice president Julia Liuson expects shortages of worldwide software development engineers to expand to one million in the next five years as the business opportunity of AIoT will shoot up. I thought we were supposed to become obsolete with the AIs replacing us?
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I'm just waiting for some cretin interested party to use the word "irrigate" in this context.
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Eespecially with global warming and climate change all the shortage is bound to continue......
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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The research suggests being disinterested in one chore at work might lead you to look for novelty in the next. For some personalities, that leads to enhanced creativity. Mission accomplished
Slow news day for some unknown reason.
Tanks.
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So if you sleep enough, you've got energy to do things.
Got it.
I feel a "Duh!" coming on.
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Imagine slow-motion fireworks that started exploding 170 years ago and are still continuing. You call that fireworks? Nah, mate. This is fireworks.
With Chris' accent.
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Cybersecurity researchers from Kaspersky have discovered a new type of ransomware, and this one seems to be more dangerous than any of its predecessors for one key reason. Why don't these ransomware devs work on something important - like icons
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Quote: all [you] need to do is find a vulnerable server and send a command to download a malicious file called “radm.exe.” <Doctor>
Well, don't do that, then.</Doctor>
The strikingly obvious is often strikingly obvious.
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I expected the punchline to be, "it's coming from the upstairs!"
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Microsoft's hostility to Linux has softened dramatically in recent years, but the scars from the war against Linux are still visible today. It's actually a nagging cough that sometimes keeps you awake at night
Or maybe some sort of fungus (that grows on you)? Medical diagnosis and analogies really isn't my thing.
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Must be a slow week for frantic panics, if zdnet is rehashing this old tale.
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It's certainly a slow news day. Not sure why.
TTFN - Kent
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It's Traitors' Day, so the loudest mouths on the net are stuffed with food.
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Yeah, Linux isn't cancer, it's tuberculosis
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Developers and system administrators spend all day at the keyboard. It behooves them to use the best one possible. And by BEST we mean YOU WANT THESE. "Aren't you worth it?"
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The Biz [^]
Who the Hell wants to sit upright at a desk in an uncomfortable chair?
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Greater integration and more communication between teams seen as a neccessity. * Results +/- 95% success
This is according to Trend Micro’s new survey of 1,310 IT decision makers from enterprise and SMBs all over the world. Almost three quarters (74 per cent) believe that DevOps initiatives had become more important over the past year, and even more believe communication between departments needs to improve.
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Quote: You can not able spell business without BS. I need to set that one on speed-dial.
TTFN - Kent
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