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Next in line: geology AI.
Today, the sea is full of water.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Android watch: "It's about to rain."
Me: "I'm about to go in the shower, you idiot!"
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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google bragged: The team’s machine learning model can predict the weather with high accuracy for a region in just five to 10 minutes, doing so with a high resolution. Jesus wept.
Anyone and his sister can do that much by briefly looking at the last three Metars -- as could a simple procedural program.
Great advances there, boys. Your BS about it should be enough to keep your funding.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Leslie Nielson already told us here[^]
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Which tech companies are really doing the most harm? Here are the 30 most dangerous, ranked by the people who know. "You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."
Sad to see that Microsoft has fallen to only #7 on the list. They must try harder!
Apologies - listicle, plus huge title banner and irritating graphics and format. But I picked it as I'm evil.
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Some of this is pure silliness. Caveat Emptor, etc
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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In revised list:
#2 Code Project for employing Kent
#1 Slate for publishing this inane list (which Kent then snarks on)
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For sure... but then it did come from Slate, so what do you expect? carbon foot print, mining data, etc. waa waa waa
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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They say crime doesn't pay.
Seeing that the richest people on earth score very high on this evil list proves the opposite
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Made me think of this.
Bob Dylan lyric: … Steal a little and they throw you in jail
Steal a lot and they make you king
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Being evil doesn't necessarily equate to crime even if most of the time it does.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Software development is perpetually in a state of flux. Coders are constantly fighting a battle to keep their skills relevant. Exactly the same, but now we do it in shiny silver jumpsuits (because it's the future!)
/sssssssssiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhh
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Software development is perpetually in a state of flux He is right... I always develope in machines with f.lux[^] installed in it
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Microsoft-centric technologies are featured prominently in a new examination of the top in-demand programming skills published by careers site Dice.com. In case you were too busy using those to see how in-demand they are
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The new, Chromium-powered Microsoft Edge starts rolling out in production today. browserCompatibilityChecks++
As I have the feeling it's not going to behave 100% like Chrome.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: As I have the feeling it's not going to behave 100% like Chrome. Most likely. At least it would be a huge surprise for most if they did.
How could they behave the same, when they do not have the same icons anyway?
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Kent Sharkey wrote: As I have the feeling it's not going to behave 100% like Chrome. You are right... It is not clear yet, if the data they gather from users is going to land in Microsoft, in Google or (most probably) in both of them
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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A broad group of tech firms including Microsoft Corp. has thrown its support behind Google LLC in its high-stake copyright dispute with Oracle Corp., which will go before the U.S. Supreme Court this year. "If you go to war, a great empire will perish"
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They will probably lose, but they shouldn't.
The API is not the product -- it's not even a product (when was the last time you saw a boxed API on the shelf of a computer shop?)
If companies don't want programmers to use their products at the programmatic level, they shouldn't provide public classes/functions at all, let alone in an API.
But once you provide such public classes/functions, trying to keep them private is completely contrary to their intended function.
And allowing developers to use the same keywords/names and expect the same behaviour across a range of different products not only makes sense, but it makes the only sense.
What they're doing is tantamount to trying to copyright the button, or the combobox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: What they're doing is tantamount to trying to copyright the button, or the combobox. IIRC someone patented "slide the finger to unblock" and won a related process. So no wonder that they now try to copyright. Doing things good and having customers / developers as first priority (or even the first 5) is long gone
M.D.V.
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That was apple, and android had to not use it, any more.
Unfortunately for apple, everyone preferred the method that android replaced it with -- so apple copied that.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Unfortunately for apple, everyone preferred the method that android replaced it with -- so apple copied that. And they didn't get sued? Here you have... the proof that google is not that evil [/sarcasm]
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Or they're just not completely stupid.
Having common interface elements, etc, benefits everyone; ridiculous lawsuits end up not even benefitting the plaintiff.
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In my world of analogies:
Oracle is an automobile manufacturer. They make a car known as Java
Android is another car; which is made by Google.
And the API... It is road that both kinds of cars can drive on
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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