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You'll be absolutely doodlewinkled "It's a perfectly cromulent word."
An "AI". /sigh. This is just getting tiresome.
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Just?
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Hast thou slain the Jabberwok?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Microsoft has detailed how it's changed Windows 10 to wipe out a class of memory bugs called uninitialized memory vulnerabilities using a new security feature that has plagued users of games that employ anti-cheat software. Don't worry, they'll make more
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Like politicians... for one thing that they do good, they break 3 other things.
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Microsoft and the biotech company Adaptive are launching a new study on how the immune system fends off the coronavirus — and they’re paying patients for bags of their blood. Are they adding this to the Windows Defender virus signatures?
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Ok.
If Microsoft are the bloodsuckers, who are the werewolves? Google, Apple, Facebook?
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Will we henceforth be required to sign the Windows EULA in blood?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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A small price to pay after their crashes, "planned" updates, bugs, Internet Explorer, Windows Vista, Windows 8, Visual Basic and Clippy already cost me my sanity
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Server-side JavaScript runtime Deno version 1.0 arrives to fix problems with Node.js. When in doubt, start from scratch?
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Mandatory leslie[^]
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Swift 5.3 has recently entered the final stage of its development with the creation of the release/5.3 branch. One of the major goals for the upcoming Swift release is extending official platform support, including additional Linux distributions and Windows. Because all those Mac folk have been wanting to program for Windows
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Beginning with Windows 10 version 2004, which is already available to OEMs and developers, the company is no longer offering a 32-bit version of the OS to OEMs for new PCs. I guess I won't be upgrading that 386 in the closet then
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Really? I didn't even think that windows 10 had a 32 bit version.
I don't want to imagine how it will perform in old computers needing the 32 bit windows 10
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🎵 The times they are a changin 🎵
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The idea that your everyday, at-home appliances might be quietly monitoring your health sounds, in some regards, like a scenario straight out of Black Mirror. Can they tell I'm tired of doing the dishes by hand then?
At least it's not like that Black Mirror episode with the British Prime Minister.
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They'd tell me I eat cheap meat; but wet catfood is steeply priced in the supermarket. They'd also say there's some serious weird elements in the dishwater, since I used a bowl when emptying the radiator.
Did they use the Initech Jump-to-conclusions-mat?
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It sounds like those spam's about taking your video using your own computer-camera... But can they FOUND my dishwasher?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Maybe they can tell me how healthy I am by looking at me?
Ambulance personnel: "We just got a call from his neighbors, he's not doing well!"
ER personnel: "OK, oxygen, defibrillator, make some room folks! Did anybody remember to grab his dishwasher?"
Ambulance: "We... Forgot the dishwasher..."
ER: "OK, then there's nothing else we can do for him... Next!"
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An amateur astronomer’s discovery kicked off a Space Age detective story. "I've heard a rumor from Ground Control"
Fortunately, not "returned to Earth" quite yet, but perhaps it's in the cards.
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They should have hired an australian aborigen...
they are really good with boomerangs
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Sure, you can test GUIs. But it’s not easy, especially for mobile devices. I thought that's what the test monkeys were for?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I thought that's what the test monkeys were for? Naaaahhhh...
that's what users are for.
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What a pointless article. The takeaways:
0) UI testing is hard
1) UI testing using image comparison is unreliable.
2) Ship it, and let the users test it (crowd sourcing).
What in that list is even remotely new information?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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