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Sorry, what? I lost interest halfway through the first... oh, look - a squirrel!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It's made us dumber too, but we can't tell, so it doesn't matter.
If you're dumb but don't know, you are at peace.
I'm very relaxed because I can't remember the code I worked on yesterday.
I feel like it was good, because I'm not smart enough to tell the difference.
I'm at peace, just like an eggplant.
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Can a goldfish solve a differential equation?
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[^] Clever, clever, scoundrels out there.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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http://uk.businessinsider.com/stephen-hawking-on-artificial-intelligence-2015-5[^]
Quote: Computers will overtake humans with AI at some within the next 100 years. When that happens, we need to make sure the computers have goals aligned with ours
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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By then, humans* will devise wicked ways to overtake computers.
*hackers. Perhaps that's part of the 'preparation' mentioned in the title.
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Dominic Burford wrote: we need to make sure the computers have goals aligned with ours
That's going to be an interesting World Cup.. "kick 'em in the hard drives while the refs not looking!"
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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More likely we should make sure, that we align our goals with AI. You can't have AI smarter than humans and control its goals as well. That's a pipe dream. I for one welcome..
modified 18-May-15 8:29am.
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Time for the Turing Police. We should get them in place now, before it comes a problem.
(Bonus upvote to the first person to spot the reference).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Microsoft and co. make computer vision, voice, and text processing a Web request away. "She talks crazy talk, she could make a man a ruin"
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Behind every successful man is a woman.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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The merger of the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxy won’t happen for another 4 billion years, but the recent discovery of a massive halo of hot gas around Andromeda may mean our galaxies are already touching. "That's it! Game over, man! Game over!"
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Researchers met in London this week to tackle growing concerns that fiber optic cables, which represent the internet's backbone, are hitting their physical limits. "This is the end, my only friend"
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Well, if they got rid of all the spam bots, the internet would have about 5% utilization!
Marc
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And the p0rn downloads.
But then, where would Cisco Networks be without p0rn? A$100 million company!
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Rust offers a compelling mix of safe programming and native code performance. It's always a good idea to name a product for something people don't want
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I wonder whether Rust-ed programs would not break and maintain their strength.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Microsoft Research's Project Trinity is now available for public testing in the form of Graph Engine 1.0 public preview. For all your graph driving needs?
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Here they go again. Microsoft once again seems to think its lawyers are more important for its ultimate business success than, you know, customers. "What do you call 1,000 lawyers, chained together at the bottom of the ocean?"
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A good start!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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R is coming to SQL Server. SQL Server 2016 (which will be in public preview this summer) will include new real-time analytics, automatic data encryption, and the ability to run R within the database itself We seem to be going for a pirate theme today. aRRRRRRR
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Manditory Theme-Related Music[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What’s the oldest third-party software your company uses? Why is it still in use? "I look at the geological record as a history of the world imperfectly kept"
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Last week I got an email stating that IT intends to shut down a bug tracker I last used 8 or 9 years ago, and had assumed had the plug pulled a half dozen years ago when the old URL I bookmarked stopped working, at the end of the month.
We've got a few racks of embedded system controlled by an Alpha Box with a decade on the clock. We were quoted mid-six figures for an upgrade to the newest version of all the control systems in the rack and a Linux box to run the new version of the control application. At some point over the summer we're going to try virtualizing the software and running it on an x86 box. Since we'll be virtualizing across CPU architectures I'm not overly confident about it working well; even assuming that since all the links to the rack are over Ethernet that we shouldn't have any high precision timing issues to worry about.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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