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Not fun when yer body puts your BAC up against the legal wall!
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Man allegedly told a technician, 'I will kill you slowly if you don't fix this computer' Hopefully it wasn't running Vista
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I was working apartment maintenance, many moons ago and a couple from Baltimore trapped me in the kitchen and were't going to let me leave until I fixed their A/C. Thing was it was blowing cold air but it wasn't blowing it cold enough for them.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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What happened to them?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I talked my way out and don't know what ever happened to them.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Although formally speaking, the picture was titled Issue Open vs. Close Rate Over a Four Month Period -- I tend to refer to it as The Sad Graph of Death when discussing it in educational conversations. Now serving: bug 345234
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Tragic story, I once saw a ship set sail that "architects" worked on for over a year and a half. The team kept their pet project behind closed doors before it saw the light of day. The champagne bottle busted the hull wide open and the swift ship moved past the rift. Storm winds flipped it over and great white sharks ate all the sailors. Too sad to behold.
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In 2007 I wrote about using PNGout to produce amazingly small PNG images. I still refer to this topic frequently, as seven years later, the average PNG I encounter on the Internet is very unlikely to be optimized. This is why I always just use uncompressed 320DPI JPGs
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Windows 7 runs on 55% of all the computers on the planet, but according to news this week that is actually a bad and potentially dangerous thing. It doesn't make them any money anymore, for one thing
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Windows 7 runs on 55% of all the computers on the planet, but according to news this week that is actually a bad and potentially dangerous thing. Another aggressive attempt to make us move to W10 ?
Can believe it, MS have such a long record of honesty and customer safety concerns.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Innovation and the latest technology?? Pfffffffffft, who needs that? Mule carts work just fine. Worked the same 10 years ago as it does today.
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But 8 and 10 are rock solid.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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And what exactly a Marketing Chief knows about technology?
From this article it looks like he knows nothing about marketing too...
Hey! Mr. Marketing Chief! This will NOT push W10 forward - you only damage Microsoft that way!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If you look at infection rate reports[^], newer versions of Windows are much less likely to be infected than older ones. A trend that's been in place for at least the last few years (as long as I've been looking at the reports). OTOH a lot of the exploits being used are ones that were patched a long time ago; there's not enough detail to see how much is more severe inherent weakness vs sunshines who just decide to turn off Windows Update.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Don't worry, you're not living out a 13 Going on 30 scenario -- you're only "celebrating" 46 years of Facebook friendship with someone right now because of a glitch. Does this also mean I don't have 115 years experience with .NET?
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I just realize that I got my first FaceBook friend before my birth.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Which software had the most publicly disclosed vulnerabilities this year? The winner is none other than Apple’s Mac OS X, with 384 vulnerabilities. The runner-up? Apple’s iOS, with 375 vulnerabilities. "For the times they are a-changin'" (OK, not the Flash bit)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Which software had the most publicly disclosed vulnerabilities this year? Not the right criteria, patch size would be more accurate.
And MS is getting the lead back as all windows are on top places since w10 is a correction patch for all other windows.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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HAHAHA, clicks "Reply" on secure Windows 10 box
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HAHAHA, clicks "Reply" on secure Windows 10 box
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It seems that you may have an overactive duplicator.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Or maybe a Windows 10 bug. Doh!
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Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has explained in an interview with BuzzFeed why the company is not concerned about the market share of its mobile operating system, which is about 1.7% globally. They're all about quality, not quantity?
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