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At least that was real, and you got paid for fixing a real problem.
Invoices I handed in for Y2K "fixes" were like plumbers' or car mechanics' invoices.
It's not like I needed the money; I just found it hilarious that people were willing to pay me so much over the odds for doing virtually nothing. If any of them had asked for the money back, I'd have given it to them and shaken their hands.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Will it take down the internet? If so, I'd class this as a much needed good-news story!
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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A group of hackers claims to have access to over 220 million iCloud accounts. "Brush off the clouds and cheer up"
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Put on a crappy face!
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Hey hey, You you get off of my cloud...
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
(I gave my gratis ipad to the missus, but she can have one of my old android tabs)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If my wife loses her Bubble Witch and Trivia Crack game saves, there will be hell to pay I tell you! Hell to pay!
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Maybe they could remind my OH of her password, as she has no idea!
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A new citizen-science project will rescue tens of thousands of potentially valuable cosmic images that are mostly dead to science and bring them fully back to life. Remember: aim for the head next time (Only sure way to kill a zombie astrophoto)
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Image Processing has increased a lot in last years... it might be valuable information that weren't detected at that point.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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People who think they’re tech-savvy are just kidding themselves: they’re actually 18% more likely to be hit by identity theft, according to a new study. That would never happen with me! (userid: ksharkey, pwd: p@ssword1)
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Another study revealed that "lip service" is a real thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Survey finds that devops teams are automating security throughout the software development life cycle to develop better and safer code We need a new term for doing everything on a job: DevSecOpsTestMark?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: DevSecOpsTestMark? Oi!
Leave me out of it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But I can't do my job without you
TTFN - Kent
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That the phisher was able to dupe the companies, which work with social media, is perhaps the biggest surprise. And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those kids
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There's a part of me that wishes I had talent like that.
And the other part would be smart enough to stop while I was ahead of the game and disappear without getting caught.
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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My feelings exactly
TTFN - Kent
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I don't get what the problem is.
Isn't that what minecraft's all about?
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meddling kids*
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I think this probably relates well to the tech-savvy link posted slightly later.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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There is a class of bugs lurking out there that I class as performance bugs. A performance bug is when the code computes the correct result, but runs slower than it should due to a programming mistake. Do you wanna go faster?
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Do invalid certificates count as performance bugs?
I didn't open the page, so it impeded the performance of my perusal of the article.
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Strange, I didn't get any such errors. Which browser?
TTFN - Kent
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