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Cybersecurity analysts will soon have the help of an AI supercomputer in the campaign against online criminal activity, as IBM has revealed Watson is now ready to take up the fight by helping analysts crunch data faster. It can beat them with trivia questions
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Why "Watson"?
He was cr@p, compared to Holmes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It'll be more interesting to see the cyber criminals take control of Watson and unleash it on IBM.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shouldn't have to wait too long for that to happen.
TTFN - Kent
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You know it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In a short announcement posted on its blog today, Microsoft announced it was delaying today's Patch Tuesday security updates indefinitely until its engineers address a last minute issue the company expected to cause problems for customers, if deployed today. Just in case you're wondering why your computer didn't reboot itself
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Out of the gate, Amazon Chime is built for video calling across desktop or mobile devices. Because, Skype
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Learn why bad code is generally much better than no code all, except maybe in matters of life and death. Looking for bad code? Yeah, I think I can help you there.
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"...generally much better..."
"...often better..."
Make up your mind, dude.
(He does finally qualify that the poor code must manage "to accomplish its basic mission.")
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I could refer them to whole companies whose output isn't fit to see the light of day.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Brad Smith calls for international agreements on digital rules of engagement. Don't hack the civilians?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Don't hack the civilians? No. Just don't let them know they are being hacked!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Why the symbolic agreement, if the original agreements are even ignored?
If torture is allowed then I hardly care what they do to my PC
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They can waterboard my computer?!
TTFN - Kent
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..a computer-equivalent of that would be installing QBasic. Or Windows. for Workgroups.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yeah, because the Geneva conventions is so effectively policed right now.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Concepts capability that simplifies design will be featured in the next version of the event-driven framework. C++. Simplify. C++. Simplify. Nope, can't put those two thoughts into my head simultaneously.
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The key, from their github page, is:
"...allowing you to ... code in a relatively straightforward manner (once understood)."
as in "My code is relatively straightforward (once understood.)"
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Here
Sumsung already has this
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Leslie![^]
Same link, too.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Right, because I would have seen that from 18 hours ago.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Cannot imagine airlines allowing that on board !!
I'd rather be phishing!
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