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They can waterboard my computer?!
TTFN - Kent
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..a computer-equivalent of that would be installing QBasic. Or Windows. for Workgroups.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yeah, because the Geneva conventions is so effectively policed right now.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Concepts capability that simplifies design will be featured in the next version of the event-driven framework. C++. Simplify. C++. Simplify. Nope, can't put those two thoughts into my head simultaneously.
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The key, from their github page, is:
"...allowing you to ... code in a relatively straightforward manner (once understood)."
as in "My code is relatively straightforward (once understood.)"
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Here
Sumsung already has this
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Leslie![^]
Same link, too.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Right, because I would have seen that from 18 hours ago.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Cannot imagine airlines allowing that on board !!
I'd rather be phishing!
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The Pentagon is paying hackers to test its key internal systems for vulnerabilities -- and they are finding weaknesses faster than expected. "It's a UNIX system, I know this!"
Well, simulated sensitive internal systems
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If it's hiring them, they're not hackers; they're employees.
Mind, I suppose "Pentagon hires employees to do testing" wouldn't be bait for many clicks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are they really paying money or is it just an euphemism?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: The Pentagon is paying hackers security researchers to test its key internal systems for vulnerabilities -- and they are finding weaknesses faster than expected. To be fair. But of curse such title not so bombastic...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Pen Testers like to call themselves hackers. It is what it is.
The "Certified Ethical Hacker" doesn't help any.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Calling all space cadets: Today, a group of researchers led by the Carnegie Institute of Science released an impressive database containing 61,000 so-called Doppler velocity measurements of 1,600 nearby stars. The team is graciously inviting you to use their data to find the next exoplanet. "Planet Claire has pink air. All the trees are red."
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Machine learning could lead to unprecedented advances in quantum physics. "I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics."
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Yes, but can they teach themselves C++ in 21 days?
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Back in the mists of time, when .NET was young and new and beloved of enterprise software developers, there was An Idea. The idea became known as ALT.NET, and the efforts of those who pushed for it were valiant, but they fought against an inexorable tide, and were frustrated. Did I fall asleep and miss the .NET Dark Ages?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: .NET Dark Ages?
v1 was a nasssty plague. It should never have seen the light of day.
I still await the coming of the next great thing.
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Bloomberg says that early staffers “had an unusual compensation system” that multiplied staffers salaries and bonuses based on the performance of the self-driving project. Yes, please
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Theoretical physicists from ETH Zurich deliberately misled intelligent machines, and thus refined the process of machine learning. Oh sure - lie to them and irritate them. That will end well.
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On February 13th, 2002, the first version of .NET was released as part of Visual Studio.NET. It seems just like yesterday when Microsoft was building its “Next Generation Windows Services” and unleashed a new level of productivity with Visual Studio.NET. The traditional gift for the 15th is Crystal, so maybe make a Report
Or don't - I wouldn't wish that beast on anyone.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: The traditional gift for the 15th is Crystal, so maybe make a Report I thought it was meth.
/ravi
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Well, I think I might be more likely to do crystal meth than Crystal Reports.
TTFN - Kent
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