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Not possible. Linux is flawless and Linus is a genius. We know, because he told us so.
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NASA has just published its 2017-2018 software catalog, which lists the many apps, code libraries and tools that pretty much anyone can download and use. In case you're a rocket scientist
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Robots dressed in human flesh would benefit people who need tissue transplants, Oxford University researchers have said this week. "Underneath, it's a hyperalloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled."
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In a blog post, the company said that one of its employees was debugging an issue with the billing system and accidentally took more servers offline than intended. "It can only be attributable to human error."
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Now he works at MacDonald down the road filliping burgers..
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: filliping burgers burgers made from filipinos? WTF?
*grin*
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You fire an employee right after he learned a lesson that cost you millions?
What a waste of investment!
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Management has to look like they are in control...
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "It can only be attributable to human error,"
said Skynet when the systems came back online.
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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David O'Neil wrote: said Skynet HAL 9000[^] when the systems came back online.
FTFY.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yup debugging on the production server, always the fastest way to find a problem.
Can you even create/afford a development environment for this type of system?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"The cloud", epitome of decentralization. So much centralized that a single mistake brough it down. Let's speak clearly: it's only a buzzword.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The company admitted execs 'failed to act' on knowledge of breaches in 2014. Forged cookies are those chocolate ones with the filling, aren't they?
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They're the ones that pretend to be Girl Scout Thin Mints, but aren't.
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You need to prove you've read the article before you can talk about it. Maybe I should have posted this in Bugs and Suggestions?
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Enough of the anti-COBOL rants.
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Maybe CP should use that for me. As it is, I typically get only about 2 or 3 sentences into some stupid opinion-piece ignorant blog post before coming back here to rant about it.
Marc
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Workaround:
Read the article, then go to the CP Lounge to bitch about it.
Before you reply to this posting:
How many typos did I have to correct, whilst typing it?
a. 3
b. 5
c. 12
d. Can I use a calculator?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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please sir wats a typo?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Probably an American football or basketball player.
Those seem to be the havens for weird names.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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By adding "site: stackoverflow.com " to every search string?
Note: I didn't read the article before posting this, because you foolishly did not include a quiz.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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