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Now he works at MacDonald down the road filliping burgers..
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: filliping burgers burgers made from filipinos? WTF?
*grin*
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You fire an employee right after he learned a lesson that cost you millions?
What a waste of investment!
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Management has to look like they are in control...
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "It can only be attributable to human error,"
said Skynet when the systems came back online.
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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David O'Neil wrote: said Skynet HAL 9000[^] when the systems came back online.
FTFY.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yup debugging on the production server, always the fastest way to find a problem.
Can you even create/afford a development environment for this type of system?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"The cloud", epitome of decentralization. So much centralized that a single mistake brough it down. Let's speak clearly: it's only a buzzword.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The company admitted execs 'failed to act' on knowledge of breaches in 2014. Forged cookies are those chocolate ones with the filling, aren't they?
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They're the ones that pretend to be Girl Scout Thin Mints, but aren't.
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You need to prove you've read the article before you can talk about it. Maybe I should have posted this in Bugs and Suggestions?
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Enough of the anti-COBOL rants.
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Maybe CP should use that for me. As it is, I typically get only about 2 or 3 sentences into some stupid opinion-piece ignorant blog post before coming back here to rant about it.
Marc
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Workaround:
Read the article, then go to the CP Lounge to bitch about it.
Before you reply to this posting:
How many typos did I have to correct, whilst typing it?
a. 3
b. 5
c. 12
d. Can I use a calculator?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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please sir wats a typo?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Probably an American football or basketball player.
Those seem to be the havens for weird names.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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By adding "site: stackoverflow.com " to every search string?
Note: I didn't read the article before posting this, because you foolishly did not include a quiz.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Immutable collections, hashing files in VS, CComSafeArray, and more Coding comes in like a lion
I was going to stop posting these, but I think there are some useful items in this one.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: but I think there are some useful items in this one.
Not really.
Marc
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Harsh! Don't you like the Thing reference at least?
Ok, I'll fall back on my, "slow news day, and I really wanted to balance the count between the main categories" plea.
TTFN - Kent
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Can't you use your X-ray vision to find us something really interesting?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Don't you like the Thing reference at least?
Yes, that was cute. A friend of mine once defined the word "cute" as meaning "nice but useless." Unfortunately, the context there was when I told him that my gf said that I was "cute." Ahhh, the teenage years.
Marc
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