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Yeah, I do remember something about stem of indo-germanic languages. There was this bit with "Ma" for mother which has homophones in these languages: Ma, Mama, Mom, Mother, Mutter, mater, madre etc.
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Oh, man. Will I see any responces from languages like French, Italian, Spanish... For your information, there is appropriate verb in Russian - "какать" (it's in Cyrillic, I hope you have Unicode), means "to take a sh*t".
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Wow, that's just cool. I see you're full of vital knowledge too
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I really hope the class (in in the very least, an instance) was named "golgothan".
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Maybe it's a new Toyota safety feature. So if you have a car crash and Kakko your pants, there's no mess to clean up.
[edit] Actually if you've seen the hi-tec toilets they sell over in Japan... getKakko wouldn't be that an uncommon method
"You get that on the big jobs."
modified on Monday, February 14, 2011 10:48 PM
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It's not that new, I worked on that code in the end of 2009. Put perhaps they sold it to Toyota after we finished business I think they wanted to create a firmware for carpet-producing macnines (so that carpet would automatically wipe driver's ass after crash), they didn't tell exactly. But there is a bug in this software. Some of you might have heard about new Toyotas which don't stop when they're told to (by using brake pedal). Instead they hit poor trees. And officials say there is a problem with driver's carpet. Well, it's the truth. Because of bug in "getKakko" function in carpet-producing machines firmware, carpets do not, I repeat, do not wipe driver's ass in case of crash. Instead they lubricate themselves with crap (from reserve storage) and become. you know, a little slimy... I presume you've got the point
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I have registered to a site. Finally it asked me to check my mail. My mail got a activation link like this
"Welcome To .....
To activate your account click the below link http:\\www.xxxxxxx.com\activate\id\2356 . When I try using nearest random numbers for the id, it still works.
I think I came across lot of sites like this in the internet world
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Some developers have way too much trust in the people of the web
Shame on you for trying to use another number!
Illogical thoughts make me ill
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I've actually never seen this; I guess I'm lucky to avoid such crappy sites
Have seen an admin panel that only check if the user existed though... (and not if it's an admin, or even the password is correct) >_>
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AlbinAbel wrote: www.xxxxxxx.com
I think I tried the variants of that at some point and found that domains existed up to about a hundred X's.
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AspDotNetDev wrote: I think I tried the variants of that at some point and found that domains existed up to about a hundred X's.
I think you need to get a girlfriend.
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I've had a few. I'm quite happy entertaining myself for the time being.
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I guess you left room for interpretation on purpose.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I think you need to get a girlfriend who doesn't ask for your credit card number.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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If Not IsNothing(dt) Then
Else
' Code here
End If
Reminds me of Ian Dury...
... and it ain't not having one thing nor another
neither, either is it anything, whatever ...
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That is a lovely bit of logic.
I suppose it may actually accomplish what the original programmer intended, but even if it does, it is a really ugly way to do it.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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it is strange how all the idiots use VB
return 5;
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musefan wrote: all the idiots use VB
Oh, how I wish that was true...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Or maybe VB is such a well designed language that stupid mistakes are really obvious, and thus are more frequently ofund and posted
*snicker*
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Some people just never heard of the negation operation, never knew boolean logics. And the most terrifying thing for them is the de Morgan's laws. They're too complicated, you know... And I've seen such stuff several times.
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I just found this on a page created from one of my colleagues. The message says:
You cannot upload files with Internet Explorer 7. Please use a newer browser like IE6, IE8 or Firefox.
And not only this. The message appears even when you are using the mentioned Browsers. LOOL
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Besir Kasami wrote: Please use a newer browser like IE6
Ooooo you really need to show the code used to display and determine this message.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
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There are many things in this case that make me laugh and cry at the same time;
a) IE6 is older not newer
b) There should be no problems uploading file with IE7, I have implemented FileUpload Control in many pages and there were never problems with IE7
c) There is no code that handles the browser info. The message is static and is allways visible (Big Red Font) no matter what browser you use.
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Besir Kasami wrote: a) IE6 is older not newer
This one really goes without saying.
Besir Kasami wrote: b) There should be no problems uploading file with IE7, I have implemented FileUpload Control in many pages and there were never problems with IE7
I've used the FileUpload control with IE6 and it was never a problem.
Besir Kasami wrote: c) There is no code that handles the browser info. The message is static and is allways visible (Big Red Font) no matter what browser you use.
OK then, this is where you need to keep a cricket or baseball bat handy (depending on what country you're in) so that you can apply it repeatedly to the head of the individual in question.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
modified on Saturday, February 5, 2011 12:38 PM
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