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Used to be. But the problem was the only support calls I got were hardly emergencies.
The worst Was when I was on a lads night out, we were all pretty full on beer and curry, and the phone rang. In those days it was analog, no caller ID, so I had to assume it was a customer. Tried desperately to sober up a bit, and sound professional, only to find it was Charlie from the back seat of the taxi...
Now, if a boss gets my mobile number, I change it. It happened once, he was annoyed. When asked if he wanted to pay my bill every month, he shut up and never mentioned it again.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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... I have never had my code fail
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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when, before or after system test?
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It was a joke
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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which says 'you have never tried!'
// ♫ 99 little bugs in the code,
// 99 bugs in the code
// We fix a bug, compile it again
// 101 little bugs in the code ♫
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musefan wrote: I have never had my code fail vacation?
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No, it means that no-one cares or notices...
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It was a joke... and just because other people have problems doesn't mean everybody does
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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I assume you code has never made it into live then
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I just have a great way to avoid having to work weekends...
try{
RunProgram();
}
catch(Exception ex){
if(Weekend || FridayAfternoon || (FridayMorning && EstimateFixHours(ex) > 4))
QueueErrorForMonday(ex, @designateTo: Developers.Random(d => d.Name != "musefan"));
else
ReportError(ex);
}
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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You must have had many features.
All the best,
Dan
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musefan wrote: ... I have never had my code fail
Did anybody see the ?? That means it was not meant to be taken seriously.
Someone is crabby. Have my 5
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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nice to see some flaming going on.
thought when I moved into the big bad world of work I would have to leave it behind.
Turns out not
trollface.jpg
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