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...or Refuctoring Strongly-typed Unicorns.
Source: Dodgy Coder
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The best programming language is English. Everything else is notation.
Source: Tim Daly
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"Late? This computer is five years ahead of its time!"
Source: 512 Pixels
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When time to first boot is critically intertwined with profitability.
Source: Linux.com
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"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"
Source: Nettuts+
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From the archives: One small step for man, one giant leap for software.
Source: Fast Company
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Hoist a beer with one of those hippie Rubyists or smug Clojure developers!
Source: Phil Haack
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Listen to me now, and believe me later: We're here to Pump Your App Up!
Source: Raw Syntax
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Try it right here in our handy interactive console.
Source: Brian McKenna
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There are two kinds of fast languages: writes fast and runs fast.
Source: Growin' up
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Source: PC Pro
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"Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash."
Source: Wired
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Microsoft Gets a Breakup Call
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// ♫ 99 little bugs in the code,
// 99 bugs in the code
// We fix a bug, compile it again
// 101 little bugs in the code ♫
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Code reviews suggest these patterns are not as obvious as you'd think.
Source: LakTEK
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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you're meddling App Store!
Source: Valletta Ventures
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