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peterchen wrote:
Babelfishism, but funny.
Ganz genau.
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"And God said, Let us make man in our image"
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peterchen wrote:
but funny.
I thought so.
Regardz
Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign'
Rob Manderson wrote:
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What if I can't make up my mind?
If all of the listed appliances were hackable, I'd surely hack any of them but my vehicles - be it my Cessna or my Maserati. Why? I value my life more than to tinker with the ignition control systems of them.
- If I get sour milk I at best kill someone.
- If I get burnt toast, I eat something else.
- If I get a dead phone line, I don't have to talk to anyone.
- If my TV goes black, I do some hacking instead.
- If my Tivo blows up, I send it to a friend in the USA that can press charges for umphteen billions against them for selling "dangerous equipment". Maybe I could even sue the USA for shipping such terrorist materials overseas?
But if my car blows, my plane crashes or my boat sink, due to a malfunctioning engine program, i die...
Sure, some of you might not consider that a loss (hell, even I would consider it an improvement), but still.
Put it this way: If you were in need of a life support system (let's say a pacemaker). Even if you had the option to tinker with it, would you?
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Chris Richardson wrote:
Fridge.BringMeABeer() ...
A friend of mine had programmed a biological canine agent to do this for him. It was also of use for clearing up after parties as well.
Regardz
Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign'
Rob Manderson wrote:
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I've heard of that, but if you're not careful, it can throw some nasty exceptions on the floor.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Anonymous wrote:
My wife. I'd like to extend her by creating a GoesToWork class.
You don't need a programming interface. You need to give her an ultimatum - work or get lost. I'm assuming she's not home taking care of children or is in some state physically preventing her from working.
Just my 2 ¤cy-hundredth;.
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"And God said, Let us make man in our image"
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
You don't need a programming interface. You need to give her an ultimatum
The member function GoToWork is an ultimatum. It's declared as:
unsigned int GoToWork() throw(std::piss_off);
If you call that method (which indeed is declared to return an unsigned integer - a positive amount of money) but it throws the listed exception, your best shot is to not handle it, but as any good code that don't know what to do with it, just pass it on...
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Sadly, in my experience, GoToWork() is a very poorly written and resource hungry function, which seems always implimented to return void.
Christian
No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer.
- Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael
P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003
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I am still waiting for Wife.GoToWork() to be fully implemented.
In the meantime I am stuck with Wife.GoToUNI().
It calls:
UNI.Fees()
UNI.Books()
Car.GetMorePetrol()
Baby.Daycare()
Kids.AfterSchoolCare()
When I call Dad.Home() I find that Wife.HasEnergy() returns 0 so I need to call
Baby.CheckNappy() - this is very poorly written - it leaks and occasionally throws an exception.
Col
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lmao.
Please stop, your making my face hurt with laughing...
Regards,
Simon Hughes
E-mail: simon@hicrest.net
Web: www.hicrest.net
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funniest thing I've heard all day. My suggestion:
Dad.GetHealthDrink()
Hush,hush...
thought I heard you call my name now.
Kula Shaker.
Amit Dey
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ROTFLMAO. Thanks. I really needed a laugh like that. Great
Regards,
Brian Dela
Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright
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You will find that Wife.GoToWork() causes Wife.WentToWork() to return true.
Also, the private variable Wife.TooTiredforSex will often be true after a call to Wife.GoToWork() and Wife.WentToWork() have returned success.
As there is no callback or interrupt handler for detecting this private property to be false, you must constantly call Wife.CanWeHaveSexNow() until the property Wife.TooTiredforSex has gone false. Sometimes Wife.SleptAllNight() will return true at the same time as Wife.TooTiredforSex has gone false.
C++/MFC/InstallShield since 1993
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Sometimes Wife.SleptAllNight() will return true at the same time as Wife.TooTiredforSex has gone false.
Problem is most times Wife.TooTiredForSex is false at the same time as Dad.AtWork is true.
Maybe I should call Dad.TakeASickDay() and hope for the best....
Col
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Christian Graus wrote:
Sadly, in my experience, GoToWork() is a very poorly written and resource hungry function, which seems always implimented to return void.
yet better than virtual pure.
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Mike Nordell wrote:
unsigned int GoToWork() throw(std::piss_off);
I frequently throw the same exception, although sometimes it is thrown back recursively. Regardless of how it is caught, the firmware suffers and resources shrink. Finally, the dreaded blue-screen-of-death pops up just as the system goes down.
In my personal experience, though, I have received compiler warnings when using the unsigned int. Apparently, whether the call goes through or not, the return value can still be negative. Putting a break point on max(iIncoming, iSpent) will reveal why. In such cases, consider calling Wife.Dispose() .
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I did that one... I ran the Wife.GivesBirth() method.
After she relaized that she had to then run the Wife.WatchesCartoonsAllDay(), Wife.FeedsChild(), and Wide.NoOneToTalkToAllDay(true) methods she was willing to jump right back into the work force
Paul Watson wrote:
"At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall."
George Carlin wrote:
"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
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Would that lead to a revival of phreaking?
--Mike--
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Only if Microsoft is providing the APIs...
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"And God said, Let us make man in our image"
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Michael Dunn wrote:
Would that lead to a revival of phreaking?
You mean, you stopped ??
Regardz
Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign'
Rob Manderson wrote:
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I would have voted for "All of them".
The IT is one of the last domains for which we have no other limit than our imagination (Thanks, Mr Moore )
Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons
Cowboy Bebop
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Man, you must be starved (for a good hack) if you even consider hacking your alarm clock!
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Corto Maltese wrote:
Being able to adjust water pressure and temperature remotely on my espresso machine would be of great benefits to me.
Brewing our own ... are we?
I can’t wait until they release espresso machine + grinder with built in Wi-Fi
Then customers can "pre order" by telnetting to it?
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