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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Our intern is a beginner. He makes mistakes, but he also is a smart young guy and really interested in learning. He makes progress and one day will be a good man in any team. I hope he does not read this Smile | :)

The fellow who wrote this stuff here has produced several websites, one more horrible than the next. There is no sign of learning at all. The first application of his we replaced was so bad that we wanted to post the complete source of it in this forum or publish it as a book (with critical annotations). In a way I pity him. Having to work without obviously knowing what he was doing and having to deliver something that at least appears to work on time must have been a nightmare. And every time I have to keep his stuff working without getting to replace it altogether I swear to drown him in the river should he ever cross my path.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced



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