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Well, if he's paid to do so, he's no longer an amateur, is he?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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JSON (JavaScript Serialized Object Notation) has become one of the standard formats for sending data by HTTP request between web browsers and other applications. Here's how you can easily convert a JSON string to a PowerShell object. File under: data format tricks.
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Hidden behind the huge Smalltalk Environment, Smalltalk always had a beautiful syntax that is fit for object oriented scripting. Little Smallscript is an attempt to let Smalltalk see the light of day again. Yet another Rube Goldberg attempt to avoid writing JavaScript.
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The existence of Unix Beards is exceptionally well-documented, from Dilbert to Fortune, with a notable appearance in Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. But even the author of In the Beginning was the Command Line doesn't seem to note that the Unix beard is really an extension of the philosopher's beard, and the academic's beard. Graybeard hackers unite!
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Microsoft Message Analyzer has been released to the public. As you might guess from the name, Message Analyzer is much more than a network sniffer or packet tracing tool. Here's what it can do... Message Analyzer is the name. Network sniffing and packet tracing is the game.
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Up until about 30 days ago my primary workstation ran some variety of Solaris for nearly 10 years, starting with Solaris 9 when X86 became viable on X86, then OpenSolaris and the various Solaris Express releases and finally Solaris 11 Beta. It was one month ago today that I finally re-installed it with Ubuntu, returning me to Linux officially. Times are a’ changin’… so I thought I’d share the tale of my long experience and the events that brought me back to Linux on the desktop. The Sun also sets.
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With last Wednesday’s Apple iPhone 5 unveiling, and the recent Nokia Lumia launch, mobile is on top of the media agenda. But as the screen size and connector stories die down, the question of “when will my mobile phone become my wallet?” rises up once again. I’ve read at least a dozen stories about the NFC-less iPhone 5 in the past few days, and my question remains, who cares? Brother, can you spare a byte?
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wow, the bitten apple fanboism is strong in this article.
the only thing the author got right is that NFC =/= digital wallet && NFC =/= mobile wallet
it's a comm technology, so write a Paypal app for it and you got digital wallet through NFC
With programmable tags you can buy, you can tap your phone to a sticker (on your desk, wall, car, or wherever) to automatically change the settings, such as volume or Wi-Fi network, open an app, pair Bluetooth devices, and more.
For example, you could switch to car mode when you get into your car, turn on the alarm app when you tap your nighstand, turn off the ringer when you get to your desk. (CNET has a few other great ideas like using an NFC tag on your washing machine to fire up a timer to tell you when to come back).
BMW uses NFC car keys to open hotel room doors
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First they came for our floppy drives. Then, they came for our CDs and our DVD drives. It won't be too long until the concept of a hard drive, or any local storage, beyond that needed for temporary offline use, is itself antiquated. After decades of dramatically increasing PC hard disks, from megabytes to terabytes, saving local data is more likely to put you at risk of loss, relative to remote backup, than it is to keep your data safe, helped along by many trends pushing toward cloud storage and applications. Sorry, the cloud ate my homework.
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And they will never ever extort me for my data.
The C: drive has always been and will always be, power.
They want the power back and a new revenue stream.
No way jose. I'm keeping my drives, backing them up with Acronis and the cloud can go blow itself.
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Absolutely! I have 11TB on my file server right now (with backups to the cloud and other media of course), but this is my MAIN storage, not my "offline" (somehow implying a second-rate environment, not so!) state.
I already pay too much to my cable company!
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits.
- Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most.
- I vaguely remember having a good memory...
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Ask Patents is a new Stack Exchange site launching today that allows anyone to participate in the patent examination process. It’s a collaborative effort, supported by Stack Exchange, the US Patent and Trademark Office, and the Google Patent Search team. It’s very exciting, because it is opening up a process that has been conducted behind closed doors for over 200 years. Our hope is that Ask Patents will reduce the number of patents mistakenly granted for obvious, unoriginal non-inventions, especially around software, a field that is near and dear to us. Only you can prevent bad patents.
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Isn't linking to stack exchange treason on CP?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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On Wednesday, Sophos antivirus products did something very wrong: they started detecting false positives. The company has since fixed the issue, but only on Thursday did it become clear what the fiasco was all about: the Sophos software was detecting its own binaries as malware. Here’s what happened. The enemy within.
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The design of CodeProject has changed over the years, as one would hope and expect. The design, however, was often a result of expedience over planning and as such it often became, well, a little haphazard and often more thought was put into cramming as much as possible on a page instead of thinking about what should actually be on a page. What's important, what looks good, and what do our readers want to do?
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Let's leave programming to programmers and reality-TV hosting to Ryan Seacrest. [ITworld]
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Aren't there labour laws to protect people against such inhumane practices? Dear lord - untyped and dynamic languages. You can put an eye out with that. What do health and safety have to say?
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Wi-Fi support out of the box Sweet
Bastard Programmer from Hell
if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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From Reuters[^]
Yang, who had a PhD in physics and started working for CME in 2000, wrote computer code for the company and had access to the company's proprietary software for its global trading platform. My first reaction; if this nutter is programming, then maybe I should be doing research in physics. I'll by applying @NASA tonight.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Dane Ward:
"So, it’s important to be mindful that this single “compilation” setting controls a wider range of your site’s functionality than you might expect."[^]
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Welcome to our continuing series of Code Project interviews. We talk to developers about their backgrounds, projects, interests and pet peeves.
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Why did the Forth community expend so much effort gazing inward, constantly rethinking and rewriting the language instead of building applications that incidentally happened to be written in Forth? Why was there such emphasis on machine-level efficiency instead of developer productivity? In 2012 it all seems like so much madness, considering that I could write a Forth interpreter in Lua that when running on an iPhone from a couple generations back would be 10,000 times faster than the most finely crafted commercial Forth of 30 years ago. I'm not even considering the tremendous hardware in any consumer-level desktop. You don't know minimalism until you've explored the history of the Forth programming language.
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