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What happens when you give an Android Wear smartwatch to a 16-year-old with a bit too much time on his hands? You get Windows 95 on your wrist.
Soon to be available for the Apple Watch? (Through Google Play for the utmost irony.)
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Why?
(I would guess 'Why Not?')
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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See? Those smartwatches are actually so 1990ies, as practically proven by this hack.
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Hewlett-Packard is reportedly planning to splitting itself up into two companies, one for PCs and similar consumer-focused products and the other for business-focused lines, such as IT services. H and P?
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Bring back DEC!
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It's been around for a long time, and existed in various forms, but the version we'll be solving I originally encountered in a handout given to physics students at Harvard, and is called "Green Eyed Dragons." That's easy: 42
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No, I can't
In code we trust !
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Your insanity has a frightning logic.
(Roger Fox to Andy Fox, on her statement that Broccoli, Lettuce, and Tomato is still a BLT.)
From a FoxTrot comic strip. (IDR which one, and ICNBA to find it)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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On the hundredth day after the departure there are a lot of Long-tailed sparrows on the island
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The answer is that inductive reasoning obviously doesn't model reality, based on the the purported difficulty of the solution.
For the pendant in me, in a world close to our own the first response of any dragon will be that since the other ninety-nine dragons have the same colored eyes, as they can plainly see, their own must be green or the other ninety-nine must be green. If it is common knowledge that all dragons have the same eye color, they would immediately conclude it was true for all. If it wasn't common knowledge, a follow-up discussion with their peers would reveal that everyone had the same color, which must be green. So either way all dragons disappear that night.
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1) Dragons are subject to quantum effects and enter a superposition that collapses when observed so unless Sylvester McMonkey McBean[^] goes back to the island to get them to switch from iPhones to Android (or back again) they'll be fine.
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Can I solve it? Sure... Do I get the same answer that the logicians get? No way. And even after reading all the explanations, I think my answer is correct.
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What is a planet? That is the question Harvard scientists want answered. Unfortunately for Pluto, the debate on the definition of a planet puts it back in the middle of an eight-year-old classification controversy. My very excellent mother will be pleased
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Brick 2.0 creates customizable Web UI elements via features in HTML5 "All in all it's just another brick in the wall"
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According to an interview with Bloomberg TV, the ex-chairman apparently believes that Microsoft’s Office productivity suite is in need of dramatic improvements, and that it should be the software giant’s top priority to make that happen. Finally! An update to gorilla.bas!
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Wow he finally started using it seriously and found out it's a PITA eh?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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That must be the reason why. Yes.
TTFN - Kent
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Hopefully he's still got enough clout that they'll listen to him...did I really just say that?
If he talks to them in Klingon it may help?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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He must have tried to code something in Visual Basic for Applications...
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Kent Sharkey wrote: An update to gorilla.bas
Wasn't it DONKEY.BAS?
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Ah, you're absolutely right. I can only blame rum.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I can only blame rum. Never blame rum.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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CommonMark fork could end up better for users... but original creators seem to disagree. Because we needed another silly reason for a holy war
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Is XAML a dying language? It’s a pretty common question with a not-so-simple answer. Still, we can get a solid idea of where it’s all heading by taking a look at the language from its conception to its current state. By the time we’re finished, you should be able to answer this one incessant question: Is XAML still worth your time? "The future will soon be a thing of the past."
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