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I worked with a full-stack developer once. She was very talented. She always said she enjoyed night work best of all.
Make what you will of that!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The technical implausibility and unintended consequences of digital locks are big problems for digital-lock makers. Locks only irritate the honest people
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DRM is nonsense.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The giants of the connected world are finally waking up to one of the biggest obstacles in their stated missions of connecting billions more people to the internet: The language barrier. Just repeat the question a little louder. That always helps.
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I know. You think you were hired to write code. In fact, your entire interview process centered around how well you could write code. And I’m sure you do it really well. I thought it was in the job description?
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I feel some confusion between job (as assignment) and goal here...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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We are what Vroomfondel refers to as "Other Professional Thinking Persons".
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Not an unreasonable premise, but it comes off as smug (and even slightly bitchy), so it will alienate the people it needs to speak to the most.
A little self-effacement would help, rather than highly and mightily telling people they're doing stuff wrong, but the writer obviously didn't want to do that.
[edit] I was unaware that it was written by a woman, because I know several males who would write it in exactly the same way.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The article seems good at first sight, but after reading it I just can't see it working even in a "2-men-shop" not to mention lager companies. Is it really dev's job to ensure (aka test) that app runs on wide range of environments? Isn't it what QA is for? Is it really dev's job to improve UI and measure the change? How about designers and UX specialists? How about A/B testing?
So we can fire whole QA team and save on designers, UX and possibly others because it's dev's job to write perfectly running code with intuitive user interface without any flows, right?
Good luck with that approach 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Quote: lager companies
I want to work for one of those! 
Come to think of it, it would be just like the 80's all over again
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HAHA good spot 
I think my mind is still in weekend 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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The article's title is stupid. It seems what the author means is "Writing code is a necessary but not sufficient part of the process of developing a product that meets the customer's needs."
IMHO, a developer's job is to write extensible, performant, maintainable, testable and well tested code, that meets the requirements identified by the PM and implements (in the case of UI) the UX designed by the usability team. Of course, this assumes the existence of competent product managers, BAs and UX designers.
/ravi
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PLINY, named after Pliny the Elder who wrote one of the earliest encyclopedias ever, will actually be a tool that can automatically complete a programmer's draft -- and yes, it will work somewhat like the autocomplete on your smartphones. For all your 'need codes plz' moments
Autocomplete for coding. What could possibly go wrong with that?
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I think this project will likely head due south at the most inopportune moment.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Microsoft's IE team has made a request for feedback on Twitter. The team is looking at making improvements and adjustments to the F12 developer tools which are built into Internet Explorer. Just download a copy of Firefox like the rest of us
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Firefox
Why go backwards. Chrome is better. Except for flash support. Chrome's flash support sucks big balls.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Many Scrum-inspired projects end up being 'Bad Agile,' weighed down by forms, procedures and meetings. Scrum's creator wants to set things straight. "Our four... weapons.... are such elements as fear, surprise"
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Microsoft dangles free, improved Office apps for iPhone/iPad, previews an Android version, and leaves Windows flapping in the wind. Maybe they can give Windows away for free to? Then the money will pour in.
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A study of GitHub projects and the languages used to build them finds that certain language characteristics are more likely to result in better software. Imperative programmers, throw off your shackles! You have nothing to lose but determinate behaviour. And mutability.
"Languages with unmanaged memory type introduce more memory errors." Shocking!
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Many are suggesting that everyone learn computer programming, and that coding be a core component of our educational system. Here's a more measured approach. Step 1: Learn to think
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everyone needs to learn to ...
Cook, clean, sew, fix things, budget, etc.
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That'd be much more valuable 
After cooking a few meals outside of my parents house, I quickly installed a fire-alarm. It has saved my arse quite some times.
The text that "everyone should learn programming" is coming from some outdated dimwits from the teaching-industry that does not even know the difference between "operating" a computer and "programming" one. Schooling should be banned, and education reinstated.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: everyone needs to learn to ...
Marry someone who can Cook, clean, sew, fix things, budget, etc.
You're right. Priorities are important.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I failed on all counts. 
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