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Microsoft has just launched a new website to help educate Microsoft Partners about digital marketing. The site, being called “Smart Partner Marketing” features a variety of video courses co-produced by Microsoft and IDC, articles and interactive pages that offer customized advice based on the participant’s certain business statistics such as employee size and marketing experience. Market like Microsoft! Call your customers dinosaurs!
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I'm not following that link, I afraid the bullshit will start dribbling out the bottom of my screens.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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NASA’s Kepler Space telescope science team has just announced the discovery of the most Earth-like planet ever. Meet Kepler 452-b, the very first apparently rocky planet that definitively orbits a sun-like star in the habitable zone. Uhm, I think we know of one a little bit more Earth-like
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I wonder if we will manage to get ther and if yes... how long will it take until we destroy it make it our home as well
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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1,400 light years away.. unreachable and we don't even know if it still exists (it could have been destroyed 1,300 years ago).
It's things like this that highlight just how technologically primitive we still are
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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In theory if there was a way of getting humans to near-light speed without tearing them apart then time dilation would kick in, so we could get there in a few years or less depending on how fast we could go.
But it still could have been destroyed 1300 years ago.
Kevin
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Even if we just wanted to communicate with any hypothetical civilisation that could be there, the conversation would be a bit like this:
2016: "Message from Earth. Is there anyone there?"
4816: "Message to Earth: Your message was distorted.. What did you say?"
Or even worse...
4817: ...static
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Things are certainly looking up for space exploration anyway.
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Warp speed !!!! Captains log star date 42563.14 we have reached the Kepler 452-b but we cannot find any monkeys we saw from back home... All we can see are some humanoids...
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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IBM has announced a three-pronged approach aimed at helping developers build and deploy open source cloud apps, including the developerWorks Open platform, the release of 50 projects to open source and partnerships with universities. Open source software: Yay! From IBM: hmmm
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Anyone reliant on Office for their day to day computing just gained two new weapons in their arsenal. How are people supposed to mislike Microsoft now?
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Fan-bloody-tastic!!
Awesome news.
[Edit: just read the comments under the article. Enthusiasm dialled down to 1. Wry amusement dialled up to 8.]
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The sun.misc.Unsafe API, which is used by many libraries and frameworks, is being removed as default from Java 9. "It's not safe to go alone."
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Must've been REALLY UNSAFE! DON'T ENTER HERE!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Microsoft has dominated the 'office productivity' tools market for decades and is a de facto way of working in most companies. Having significantly held back innovation in the last 10 years, Office is arguably reaching the end of its useful life as modern digital tools make it look like an old bureaucratic anachronism. Hyperbole is the BEST THING EVER!
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Removing the traditional menu was a great move to promote LibreOffice.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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You're just a ribbon denier.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: You're just a ribbon denier. And proud of it.
It is just that I use Word twice a year, and don't want to learn the ribbon each times.
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The possible is already done ...
Richard Andrew x64 wrote: The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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As far as I know every customer always just wants Excel
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Wasn't Office meant to be at the End Of Its Life 10 years ago?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Yes, its as frequent as the year of the Linux desktop.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Got a startup idea? That and some cash is all you need to get a fully functional app built for you by Gigster. Launching today, Gigster is full-service development shop, rather than a marketplace where you have to manage the talent you find.
But can you trust them?
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Fixed price quote on the entire development cycle in 10 minutes?
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