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They obviously hired Leslie[^] as well.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My bad, didn't see it was already posted.
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Funding for development work on the Eclipse IDE and other projects will come from individuals and corporate users. So, how much do you want that bug fixed?
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In my opinion, they deserve the donation. Eclipse is a great IDE, for Java and C/C++ programmers. Next time I active eCommerce for my debit card, I will give them what I can.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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While most hackathons and programming contests encourage participants to develop usable software, a contest hosted by Binghamton University's Scott Craver asks users to develop code that is "subtly evil." "Look into my face and know, to look into my face is to look into the face..of EVIL!"
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It should be a warning in a compiler: Warning #666: Evil code
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# define EVIL 0
Now I've lost interest. I'll leave the rest as an exercise.
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#include "tharizdun.h"
not entirely subtle but evil as evil can be
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Evil! Evil! Impolite and evil!
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There’s a secret way to land a job at Google that’s actually much more interesting than the usual approach. Do you feel lucky?
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Just 1 percent of employees are responsible for 75 percent of cloud-related enterprise security risks. Or as they're usually referred to: management
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Management typically comprise 75% of the workforce of most companies, with the remaining 35% being accountants.
(Actually - the 1% who really are the risk are the DBAs...they know where the audit trails are)
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Management typically comprise 75% of the workforce of most companies, with the remaining 35% being accountants. 75% + 35% =
In hope you are not accountant
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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That was deliberate for humorous impact
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Kent Sharkey wrote: cloud-related enterprise security risks
Yeah! Management! But they're responsible for so much more than just "cloud" elephant-ups.
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Agile software development history doesn't begin with the Agile Manifesto—its roots go back much earlier. In the beginning, there was waterfall, and it was good. No wait, bad. Sorry, really bad. Honest.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: In the beginning, there was waterfall
No there wasn't; that came along later, due, no doubt, to the perception of havok among early developers who were gettin' it done.
Do you think Kernighan and Ritchey used freakin' Waterfall? Grace Hooper et al? I think not.
These early developers coded by the seat of the pants, or skirt as the case may be. They were agile before it was cool.
Agile is developers taking back their freedom after decades in the harness of Waterfall.
Oh, now I'll go read the article...
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Oh, now I'll go read the article...
Nah - add that to the backlog for the next sprint
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If you happen to be a fan of the game Snake, you can now play it directly in your browser in Bing as a part of their Easter Eggs. And they say Bing has no use
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"Classical"?
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Last month, I wrote a blog post detailing our plans for Unity on Linux. Well, I’m back again to tell you the big day has come; today we’re releasing an experimental build of Unity for Linux! For all those Linux games
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It might actually be something if that game system that Steam created gets somewhere...the OS is Linux based, I believe.
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Microsoft officials say Windows 10 is now installed on more than 75 million devices, just less than a month after its rollout began. Now bigger than France
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And the rest are running away.
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