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As my son has become fond of saying, "He's not wrong." However, I would love to see his reaction to inheriting a system written in a language that should have been outlawed the second it was purchased by Adobe. That was written by a complete noob with little or no over site from his politically motivated supervisor. Where the code review amounted to laughing at all the mistakes made by the noob programmer. Where this same system was then handed to two other noob programmers, neither of which bothered to fix any of the mess and who continually shoehorned changes to the system. Where literally 90% of the SQL was coded directly, stored procedures are too difficult.
Yeah, you have fun keeping your rage in check there, buddy. I don't mind fixing other peoples messy code, I've written more than my fair share of messy code, but there comes a point when a person needs to man up and take responsibility for being a shrub instead of dumping a boatload of manure in someone else's lap.
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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But getting flagged won’t necessarily demote rankings. And the internet disappears in a puff of sulphur
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"This doesn't say that you should click on google ads. Block it."
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Cybersecurity experts recommend that smartphone owners take a number of steps to keep their mobile devices safe and secure. It's not like people keep any important or private information on them
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I personally don't have to worry.
My private/important information is password protected and safely stored on corporate servers like that of Yahoo.
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Mine now has a line at the top of "Settings" that says some things are set by my organization.
What organization? I have an organization I didn't know about?
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Do you receive business emails from an exchange server on your phone? If yes, there some magic going on and the mobile OS automatically configures itself to go by some security rules. Mine for example requires a password, otherwise the corporate exchange server wouldn't talk to it.
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No Exchange. No business emails.
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Oh. Seems like you accidentally joined a gang
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The final update is expected to roll out to all Windows 10 users from next month - heading to PCs first, and other devices later - bringing a wide range of new features and improvements to the OS. Sorry haters: Windows 10 itself is not on the list
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They've slowed down copy so that while you're waiting they can serve up very pertinent ads that they've determined you like. They are so considerate!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The database contains more than 33 million records from government departments and large corporate clients which get sold onto marketers. "If the dam breaks open, many years too soon..."
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The expected response:
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Another MongoDB someone forgot to secure?
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Quote: Hunt said the breakdown was entirely US-focused. California was the most represented demographic, with over four million records, followed by New York with 2.7 million records and Texas with 2.6 million records. NRA, betcha.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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New research from Paysa reveals that many tech workers are undercompensated. Here’s how you can address it. Look to your right, look to your left. If everyone else has a full wallet, it's you.
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With so many .Net implementations, which should you use? And what do all those new names mean? With one there will be trouble, with the other, double.
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Can't people create two columns with rows for different tasks/requirements and simply put a checkbox in the appropriate column(s)?
Given that's what I was looking for, and what I figure would have maximized information while minimizing viewing time, I didn't bother to actually read the article.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: I didn't bother to actually read the article.
You missed as little as you suspected you would when not trying to read it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I did try to read it, but, apart from it being worthless waffle, the "." in ".NET" made the text annoying to read (as it always does).
I'd love to know which genius came up with that name, so I could put sugar in his petrol tank!
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Neural networks usually have to learn everything they need to know about their duties, rather than building on top of existing experiences like real brains do. "The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago"
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