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Mark_Wallace wrote: So we can look forward to ultra-high-res funny cat videos!
What else would you do with that kind of power?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Microservices does not mean small applications. It is an application architecture that helps businesses and developers break down their monolithic applications into separate services, according to Chris Richardson, founder of Eventuate, a startup with a focus on transactional microservices. Dude, it's right there in the name
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One man's microservice is another man's library.
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Who was the target audience of this? The need to explain micro-services doesn't exist among devs; it's a management issue. This reads like Distributed Architecture for Dummies.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Sophisticated cybersecurity systems excel at finding "bad apples" in computer networks, but they lack the computing power to identify the threats directly. "One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl"
I'm sure it's brilliant, but this article had way too many "Hunh?" per paragraph. Who let's apples on their network?
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"Hunh" is just not a strong enough grunt.
My fab fave:Quote: A hose or stick can cause you to jump, even if you're not searching for a snake. Similarly, the Neuromorphic Cyber Microscope compares streaming data to suspicious patterns in a time-dependent manner. Yes'm.
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The question of determining "liability" for decision making achieved by robots or artificial intelligence is an interesting and important subject as the implementation of this technology increases in industry, and starts to more directly impact our day to day lives. You know who they'll blame for any problems
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Shame it's betanews, otherwise I'd bother reading it, because this is an area of interest, to me.
Bearing in mind that every commit has a username associated with it, we've twined a rope to hang ourselves with, as scapegoats.
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Only make commits in the name of your CTO.
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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David O'Neil wrote: Only make commits in the name of your CTO. ... And watch the memos start to fly!
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Quote: Microsoft DeepCoder [^] is an AI project that uses deep learning to solve simple programming tasks
As soon as it learns to balance a binary search tree it will be able to gain entry to the US to start competing for our jobs
(Don't panic - it will be most likely an developer augmentation tool rather than a developer replacement tool)
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My Impression is, that they are currently testing something like this on W10 and the latest VS2017
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Lets just say, between GitHub and here they have a really large set of training data
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It's made by ms, post 2005.
What could possibly go wrong?
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A new technique named DoubleAgent, discovered by security researchers from Cybellum, allows an attacker to hijack security products and make them take malicious actions. Call Smiley, we have a mole!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It'd take a bloody good hacker to make Norton and McAfee more malicious!
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Quote: Cybellum recommends that security vendors use Microsoft's Protected Processes mechanism, which the company introduced with Windows 8.1.
Protected Processes is a security system that Microsoft specifically designed for anti-malware services, and which works by wrapping around their processes and not permitting other apps to inject unsigned code.
Of all security products, only Windows Defender currently uses Protected Processes.
Attacking anti-virus apps via code injection. After the recent tirades we've seen from former Mozilla and Google devs about AV companies code injection compromising security features in their browsers via injection of random crappy unsigned code that doesn't work if you turn security features like ASLR on in the browser I suppose turn about is fair play.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Department of Homeland Security cited the threat of terrorists smuggling explosive devices in various consumer items Paperbacks: saving me from in-flight boredom since forever
Oh wait a minute - check my laptop?! Well, fortunately Skype works some of the time.
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I've seen how the baggage handlers throw stuff. Is this sponsored by Dell and Lenovo?
Hogan
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They're quite right to do so.
A bomb in the luggage compartment won't do any damage at all.
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Encrypted Media Extensions (EME), a mechanism by which HTML5 video providers can discover and enable DRM providers offered by a browser, has taken the next step on its contentious road to standardization. Sorry, this blurb not available in your region
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Maybe that will finally push the development community to some serious search to replace HTML...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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