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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I think this should be moved to the soapbox
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True but it has so little traction that who cares?
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I do. Those with integtity do.
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dlhale wrote: integtity
I think you compromised the integrity of your sentence
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Typing on an IPad leaves much to be desired, and many typos.
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(...and your integrity, may I dare say?)
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A typo defines integrity for you, how sad.
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Funny that they're reduced from $49.95 to $19.95. I wail until they drop below $2 and then snag some.
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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I wonder about the people who pay $20 for a $2 bill. They aren't that rare.
Bill Clinton has already reserved the $3 bill. It was supposed to go to Hillary, but all did not go to plan....
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At times I really want a simple desktop wallpaper which says something related to a programming language like maybe something out of Zen of Python.
Here's a bunch of programming wallpapers I made using my very limited design skills Technology Wallpapers
modified 19-Mar-17 13:38pm.
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"Real" developers know that desktop wallpapers hog resources and slow down the system; so we don't use them.
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Yeah, if you are using a computer made back in the 1700's!
Pro tip - buy a new computer.
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New computers hog resources as well, way more than those from 1970 did!
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Sander, were talking about wallpaper here...wallpaper. Get a new computer if your computer can't handle wallpaper.
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I tried putting wallpaper on my monitor, but I couldn't see the screen anymore!
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It isn't, if it isn't weird to have Batman wallpaper.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Well, sure, if you want your screen to match your Underoos.
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I have some sad news for you both
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Any wallpaper that is NSFW
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you can see your desktop wallpaper, you aren't using your screen real estate effectively.
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Occasionally, I accidently bump the "make wallpaper" button and I get surprised when I see my desktop some time later.
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