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Companies have lost real revenue due to a lack of cloud expertise: on average, about 5 percent of total global revenue "No one knows the lonely one whose head's in the clouds "
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Reads like yet another ad for "the cloud".
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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"According to a recent report by cloud and datcenter [sic] vendor Rackspace..." 71% of an undefined group of IT professionals "BELIEVE their organizations have lost revenue..." (emphasis added)
A group trying to sell cloud stuff polls a bunch of people who love to spend money on the latest shiny thing and all they came up with was 5%?
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Yeah...cause no developer or SA has experience with someone else's computer.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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In a report published on January 7 by SANS Technology Institute, Morphus Labs researcher Renato Marinho revealed what appears to be an ongoing worldwide hacking campaign by multiple attackers against PeopleSoft and WebLogic servers that leverages a Web application server vulnerability patched by Oracle late last year. Hacking, it's not just for Windows anymore
Or Linux, browsers, Office products...
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Maybe this is a good trade-off: they're so busy using your processor to mine bitcoins they don't encrypt your data any more.
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So let's think that further: they'll determine the way to get most money. If your processor is slow, encrypting your data may generate more profit.
As a consequence, you should buy faster processors quickly.
The processor industry will like that
Ah, now I see: the hackers are paid by the those companies trying to sell their fastest processors!
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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It seems fitting that the top secret satellite's fate remains shrouded in mystery. People still drink that stuff?
Oh wait, that was Zima
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WPA3 promises individual data encryption and safeguards against weak passwords. Riiiiiiiight
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In this article, Ram Lakshmanan goes over the most popular myths about Garbage Collection. Don’t worry — he’ll also debunk them to make sure you won’t repeat the same mistakes ever again. It's not on Tuesdays?
I put the can out at 7:30am for no reason?
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Reading the title I was thinking about Garbo truck collecting bins from outside home. Then again I got woken up today early by one of those as I left my balcony door open overnight.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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It’s bad news for older Windows 7 and Windows 8 machines. A little to a lot (they have the progress bar people working on it)
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Microsoft reveals how Microsoft Spectre updates can slow your PC down.
FTFY
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Any software patch for Spectre Variant 2 is going to slow down a system. Other tests show the slow down is within the margin of error for most benchmarks, but noticeable in a few.
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The new Colgate Smart Electronic Toothbrush uses Apple ResearchKit with the user's permission to crowdsource toothbrushing data so the company can "anticipate the future of oral care." I can think of no joke that is funnier than the fact this product exists
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I can think of no joke that is funnier than the fact this product exists I do... that people will actually pay a bunch of $ / € for it voluntarily
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'd hope that number would be vanishingly small, but this is being sold on the Apple Store.
TTFN - Kent
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WTF?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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$99.95 vs free for the one my dentist gives me, though using the latter is so exhausting.
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Epyc, aimed at one- and two-socket systems, isn't necessarily faster than comparable Intel Xeons, but its mix of features—lots of threads and cores, and more memory and I/O bandwidth than Intel's latest Xeon offer—along with Intel-level performance make it a serious competitor in the server space.
modified 9-Jan-18 6:24am.
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Seems off topic for a news thread
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Says who? The Internet?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Back in November, longtime rivals Intel and AMD shocked the computing world when the two companies announced that they’d be teaming up to create laptop chips that combined Intel’s Core line of processors with AMD’s Radeon graphics. "Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
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But, will it blend melt?
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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A security researcher is urging owners of Western Digital MyCloud NAS devices to update the firmware of their portable hard-drives to fix a series of important security bugs he reported to the vendor, among which there is an easy exploitable and wormable hardcoded (backdoor) account. Because *no one* ever finds out about back doors
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