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Can't imagine the parallel universe where Eclipse is preferred over JetBrains.
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The one where:
0) Any time an eclipse user on the project adds a code (any?) file, it breaks the jetbrains build until you manually update the project file.
1) 99.99999% of all how to do X in Java articles assume eclipse, and 0% explain how to do it in jetbrains and figuring out how to deal with hyper user hostile java tools (aka all of them to my C# brain) in jetbrains from eclipse instructions was good for wasting a day of my life every time.
2) One of the environments where testing/debugging is done I couldn't install jetbrains, which meant I had to know how to do it in eclipse anyway.
The last finally pushed me over, but I'd already been wavering from frustration over 0 and the cumulative time being lost to 1) being higher than the expected slow down due to eclipse sucking.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Priorities these days... the first thing I see in their list is Use Visual Studio with improved clarity across monitors with varying DPIs.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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That's got to be the "Hanselman effect". He's the loudest I know for pushing DPI issues.
TTFN - Kent
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Most of the world's Internet users lost access to YouTube for several hours Sunday after an attempt by Pakistan's government to block access domestically affected other countries. What do they have against cat videos?
modified 17-Oct-18 15:01pm.
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Kent, not sure if you are aware, but that article was written on Feb 26th, 2008. ABC didn't date the article, but read the comments. There is an ongoing joke how this article is good for all of the YouTube outages since 2008. The first comment is dated April 1st, 2014. The next is August 28th, 2014.
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Just Google the title. It's hilarious! This same article is used to describe almost every YouTube outage since 2008.
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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Ah, man.
Thank you for letting me know. /double sigh. I knew I should have stayed in bed today.
TTFN - Kent
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On a first read of the subject, my thought was, this belongs to Soapbox. But then I recognized the author of the post
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Yeah, I remember those days when there were legal actions being taken against YouTube, and when reading the title I was like, again?
I believe the picture shared by CodeProject page was more of a summary of this outage.
Video shared by CodeProject on Facebook
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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The problem is that quantum communication is currently limited by how much information single photons can help send securely, called a "secret bit rate." Purdue University researchers created a new technique that would increase the secret bit rate 100-fold, to over 35 million photons per second. “Do you guys put the word quantum in front of everything?”
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Wait until we have "quantum deep learning"
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To be followed by 'quantum deep quantum learning'
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Every time you send a qubit of information, the Universe will split into two. In one Universe, the information is transmitted successfully. In the other the transmission failed.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The trick is choosing the universe where you transmitted it correctly
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It just requires the use of a Brownian Motion detector; like a nice, hot, cup of tea.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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I hate cats, especially Schrödinger's.
Even if include Quantum Parity, you'll never know what is correct in the 4 dimensional state you've created
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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It's a matter of quantum quantum.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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For his latest project, Alex Reben, the digital artist behind works like the psychedelic Joy of Painting and the voice-controlled violence of Google Shoots, has trained a neural network to generate original one-line maxims. ...in bed
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An AI to generate cooky-fortunes?
We generated those without AI in school; just a matter of combining words into nonsense, also equally mysterious to the real thing.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Another AI fraud. Read carefully and he selects the few that aren't complete nonsense and very likely massages those. In other words, it's another "a computer did this, up until we fixed all the mistakes it made, leaving little, if any, of the work the computer did."
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I love that expression - "AI fraud". It's so appropriate for most of these "AI didit" stories, and I'm definitely stealing it for the future.
TTFN - Kent
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Buzzwords like “deep learning” and “neural networks” are everywhere, but so much of the popular understanding is misguided, says Terrence Sejnowski, a computational neuroscientist at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies. So it's not studying in tunnels?
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"Originally, people were calling it “pattern recognition,”", but we decided that wasn't bullshitty enough to get grant money, so we now call it 'deep learning.'
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Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
TTFN - Kent
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