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"Sorry, but that part does not meet our the requirements. Try a much more expensive one."
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Newegg needs to implement something like this. It's problematic to select an appropriate CPU for a motherboard and be confident that you selected an appropriate part.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Microsoft has been toying around with the idea of making Windows a lighter operating system for a while, and there have been a couple of attempts at doing so. After Windows RT and Windows 10 S, the company is reportedly working on "Windows Lite", but there's a catch - it may not even be called Windows. Fingers crossed for 'Bob 2.0'
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Fingers crossed for 'Bob 2.0'
Or a Clippy-AI 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Microsoft trying to figure out name of future failed product so blowback is limited.
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How about "Lunette". It's Windowy.
Unless you Google it....the first few results won't be window-related.
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Bur what about the ICON!!!!!
And the COLOUR SCHEME!!!!!
The NAME, the ICON, and the COLOUR SCHEME are THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENTS OF ANY SOFTWARE PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!
That's why the geniuses at ms are ignoring trivial* things like customer requirements, product quality, and bug reports: they're spending all their time an effort on the most important elements.
* My apologies to Kiwis for using really hard words
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"Windows Dad Says His New Laptop Is Broken v3"?
v3 because a chromebook he bought without reading what was on the box was v1 (which came with a bonus feature of eating 25% of dataplan in its first 2 hours - he's a trucker got it on the road and it doesn't understand metered plans), and "Windows Ten Five" was v2; and with no apparent way to get out of Windows 10 Stupid mode without creating an MS Store account the odds of him ever figuring out and fixing it on his own were just about nill.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A big design effort across the company Gotta rearrange those deck chairs now! (/sigh)
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"I just found a fatal error in Windows"
"Does it affect the icons?"
"No"
"Then it doesn't matter."
(Conversely, if a bug was discovered where the new icon wasn't being displayed, Microsoft would probably announce a three month freeze in all development to fix that one problem.)
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Sure, redesign the icons and the GUI will still be awful.
I think they should give us the option to have the W7 GUI in W10. In my opinion their GUIs have been in a steady and steep decline since W7. I'm not sure I worded that right so I'll restate it: I really like W7's GUI and XP also and I don't like any of the newer ones at all.
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Rick York wrote: I think they should give us the option to have the W7 GUI in W10
You have that option.
It's called Classic Shell [^].
I feel sad for people who don't already have it installed.
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Yes, I have that but it's not quite the same. The GUI is still butt-ugly even with CS installed.
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hate the new office icons. really can't tell what half of them mean.
edit: actually, it's mainly the 'quick access toolbar' in excel...
modified 5-Dec-18 16:06pm.
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Things that make me go "Hmmmm". As the slow moving train wreck of continuous updates plods toward the Bridge Out sign, we get this. I suppose its the Office team, but still.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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According to OpsRamp’s recent Cloud Skills Survey, this skills gap crisis is inhibiting innovation, impacting productivity, and affecting revenue growth. Need more heads in clouds
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The problem seems obvious to me. If it requires cloud-native skills then they did not design their cloud correctly. A correct design would not need any specific skills.
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With the exception of, "able to navigate the Azure/AWS config screens", I agree. 
TTFN - Kent
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Okay, then different headline.
(However, if things go to plan, the new Azure icons will sure be slick.)
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Still easier than trying to figure out how much cloud you need to buy for your app to run well. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Fixed the headline for you.
modified 3-Dec-18 19:10pm.
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Heap big trouble.
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As a programmer looking for a job, you need to be on the lookout for badly managed companies. Whether it’s malicious exploitation or just plain incompetence, the less time you waste applying for these jobs, the better. So is, 'Contents under pressure'
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Caution - don't shake or leave in direct sunlight. Always good safety tips. Appropriate here too.
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Damn! I almost got run over by a bus, just!
Does anyone know what I can do to avoid that?
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