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Jeeze!
That just got an upvote!
I mean, what kind of sad loser is on CP at 22:30 on Christmas night?
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Oh.
Um, forget I said anything.
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The technology could be used to develop more sophisticated nanomachines with reconfigurable parts. How well does it do against the chicken?
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I can't wait to see what wonderful things oracle will do with this marvellous new potential for data storage!
(It's Christmas; it brings out the fluffy bunny in me)
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Microsoft didn't make a big deal about it, but it released a very cool application called Font Maker this year. It lets you create a font out of your own handwriting. Handwriting... Is that the one without the keyboard?
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So if anyone needs a font that no-one can read, I'm your guy.
But what a great way for ms to spend its precious developer hours.
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The dotnet cli makes automating and scripting builds on .NET projects simple, especially compared to the state of the art in .NET a decade or so ago. --help
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From the article; italics added: The dotnet cli makes automating and scripting builds on .NET projects simple, especially compared to the state of the art in .NET a decade or so ago Talk about aiming for the moon.
You have to wonder what inspired them to say that.
The only thing I can think of is the "Life sucks, but at least we're not living in the middle ages" vector.
Might as well wait for something that works properly, then.
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A new tech support scam has been discovered that uses JavaScript to create a loop that ultimately causes Google Chrome to use up all of the CPU resources on the computer and freeze the browser. It's not like that all the time?
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Google sues for patent infringement.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Google sues for patent infringement. That was exactly my first thought!
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While plenty of routers are already available with chips using draft specifications, 802.11ax Wi-Fi won't be finalized until December 2019, ushering in a wave of updated devices touting new wireless capabilities that will contribute toward next-generation networks with more speed and less congestion. More Fi, less Why?
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From the article: some estimates suggest there will be as many as 50 nodes per home by 2022 With all the marketing that Griff's doing, make that 70.
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The small Pacific island Tokelau is still the most populated country-level domain in the world, outnumbering the 20.8 million domains that use China's .cn. Kiribati needs to step up their game
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From the article: the growth in the number of African domains has doubled since 2017 Oh, joy.
Batten down the SPAM hatches, Lads!
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Facebook is by far the company consumers trust least with their personal data, followed by Amazon and Twitter tying for a very distant second. Uber and Google round out the top five. I didn't make the list? I guess I need to try harder.
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Watching microsoft's decline into producing lowest-common-denominator software has not been a pleasant experience.
Watching fb's decline into total oblivion?
I'm loving every minute!
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Microsoft recently confirmed that it plans to transition its Edge browser away from the EdgeHTML engine to Chromium, embracing open source, bringing Chrome extensions and more. Making such a big change obviously requires a lot of testing, and Microsoft is giving you the chance to get involved via the Microsoft Edge Insider program. Just in case you don't have enough Beta product in your life
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Beta News wrote: Making such a big change obviously requires a lot of testing, Why start now?
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A Microsoft spokesman said: It would take us years to reach the data-slurping capacity of google's brows--- No, wait! Don't print that!
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It's a stablecoin, backed by the US dollar. It spies on your other currency and posts embarrassing pictures of it
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We already have a digital currency backed by the US dollar. It's called a "credit card".
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"Backed by the US-Dollar", which is, wait a minute... backed by nothing! Well, nothing but the US military, that is.
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Speaking to the Independent, Surface head Panos Panay said the line was here to stay. This means they're cancelling it for sure, doesn't it?
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From the not-at-all-misleading article: Microsoft is celebrating record Surface sales, with reports that in some regions they are outselling the iPad If you click through to the page this refers to, and then to the page that that one refers to, you'll find that the surface is outselling the ipad in the "detachables category".
Clicking through to yet another page, you find that the "detachables category" refers to the kind of tablet that has a detachable keyboard.
So, once you've cut through all the layers used to deceive, it turns out that the surface is outselling an apple product that does not even exist.
... But only in one part of the world.
Best! Salesmen! EVAH!
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modified 25-Dec-18 1:21am.
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