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Which was then openly mocked in one of our slack channels.
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"Out-of-bounds errors have plagued computer science and programming for decades. Detecting these errors at compile time has ranged from slow to impossible, depending on the language design" Because it's so much easier to change your compiler than learn not to do that
Of course, it seems people can't learn
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And they think they're clever?
Hell, I could write a language that didn't have OOB errors in a matter of weeks!
Just don't include arrays and loops -- only implement gotos.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Out-of-bounds errors have plagued computer science and programming for decades. Not really. Neither have memory leaks. Yeah, they happen, but not at plague proportions.
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Using stimuli-responsive materials and geometric principles, engineers have designed structures that have 'embodied logic.' Through their physical and chemical makeup alone, they are able to determine which of multiple possible responses to make in response to their environment. I, for one, welcome our new embodied logic overlords
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Hang on, I don't...
... Help me out here.
Does this mean that if the 3D printer runs out of wire, it will use disembodied logic?
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Microsoft is making some big changes to Cortana in Windows 10. The software giant is planning to decouple search and Cortana in the Windows 10 taskbar, allowing voice queries to be handled separately to typing in a search box to find documents and files. Hey Cortana: time to find a new job
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I'd rather Cortana join Clippy in the vastness of hell.
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So it's finally dawned on them that people who search their computers don't want pages from the ms web-site at the top of the result list.
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Attributes have been part of .NET since the beginning. As such, they were created before generics were introduced and never quite caught up. [Attribute]?
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What I hate about generics is that they prove all those wonderful 1950s Sci-fi movies to be wrong.
Computers don't explode if there's something missing during compilation.
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The researchers created an internet browser extension that automatically verifies posts’ authenticity. "Trust everybody, but always cut the cards"
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Unfortunately, you can't download and install it, because no-one knows who made it or where they are.
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A post on performance should have minimal overhead and get straight to the point, so this post focuses on tips to help you and things to look out for. "Scream if you want to go faster"
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There's something wrong with that page.
It's white text on a black background, but I can't find the geocities logo.
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Microsoft is working on adapting Windows to work on foldable devices. Sources familiar with Microsoft’s plans tell The Verge that the software maker is making foldable devices and dual-screen hardware a big investment area for both Windows and Surface. Do they fold back?
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For people with small dustbins (trashcans).
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A security researcher has found, reported and now disclosed a dozen bugs that made it easy to steal sensitive information or take over any customer’s account from some of the largest web hosting companies on the internet. A "good news/bad news" kind of story
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He who steals my web-site steals trash.
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Undoubtedly, your company uses open source software. But the powers that be might express reluctance when developers want to create or maintain projects on company time. Here is a roadmap to help you convince them otherwise—starting with an internal open source project office. Here's a hint: you get to do what you love doing
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Not a terrible article, but it didn't include the words "amazon" and "petty little b1tches" often enough.
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A biology experiment on board China’s recent Moon lander has sprouted tiny cotton plants, marking the first time that humans have grown plants on the lunar surface, Xinhua reports. One small stem for a moon, one giant leaf for mankind
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Cotton?
Who'll need cotton on the moon?
Not I, that's for sure.
They should plant hops and barley, and anything else that can be used to make beer!
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Using steam to propel a spacecraft from asteroid to asteroid is now possible, thanks to a collaboration between a private space company and the University of Central Florida. "Steam drivers, rollin' right on by."
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The main problem currently is where to solder the wires for the USB port on the Babbage engine.
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