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they'd hire someone to do that
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Nope, you'll still have to come in on Saturday to do those.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Apple is unveiling a big software update for iPads today, and it’s now splitting up iOS to form a new iPadOS for the company’s tablets. I guess they couldn't do "one OS to work with all screens" either?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "one OS to work with all screens" Don't be daft. No-one would be that stup...
... Oh.
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Personally I want their new $5,000 display. Pity I won't be able to afford the extra $1,000 for the stand to go with it.
This seems the height of hubris.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Not the USD6K cheese grater[^]?
That they plan on selling the $1K stand separately adds that last bit of to the announcement.
TTFN - Kent
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OMG, it's like the designers were asked to come up with the most ludicrous design possible.
(The price is even more absurd. They are literally marking the price up by over 500%! This is taking iSuckers to new levels.)
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Chris Maunder wrote: This seems the height of hubris. ... And we all know what hubris comes bfore.
Huckabuck, in most dictionaries; look it up.
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The hidden gestures I find the most annoying.
like when they introduced the hard and soft push control. Great if you know how hard you need to press.
When win 8 came out, or more annoying Server 2008, the 1 pixel corner menus which was just annoying if you had in a vm.
Show possible actions first, not through tutorical, then let users hide them to use the "advanced" activators.
Example: Windows taskbar does not have Auto hide on by default. But lets users choose when to enable.
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Google’s Project Zero managed to find a memory corruption flaw in Notepad which allows a specially malformed file to subvert the app into offering remote shell access – usually the first step to exfiltrating a system. I'm glad someone found a use for Notepad
And that's notepad.exe, not Notepad++. Big fan of the latter.
Edit: It's Monday.
modified 3-Jun-19 14:36pm.
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Link is broken. And the title is for the previous article...
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You must have missed the subliminal command to google it.
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Ugh. Thank you and sorry.
TTFN - Kent
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*deletes notepad.exe*
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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With more than a year of scandals and data breach from Facebook, the company leaves no stone unturned to prove itself right and follow ethics washing. Well, that settles that, doesn't it?
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In other news: Martin Bryant demands a retrial, because everyone dies, anyway, so he did nothing wrong.
Social media: The @rseholes leading the stupid.
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In other news: Man who murders parents, pleads for clemency from the court because he's an orphan.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Microsoft continues to be non-committal on the topic of server-side WCF. After giving the impression that server-side WCF is a dead technology, a Microsoft employee quickly stated patience is needed while not actually contradicting the earlier announcement. Is it too much to hope for that they put a stake in it?
Grumble-grumble. Remoting was better. grumble, ASP.NET Web Services was easier. grumble-grumble. SOAP-SOAP. grumble.
there. done.
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In a new project I just recently started I decided to stick with good ol' ASP.NET Web Services. It is simpler, straightforward and just works. It is working like a champ!
I can't even spell WFC.. FWC... CFW... whatever that other one is!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I can't even spell WFC.. FWC... CFW... whatever that other one is! FMS -- the S is for "Sideways"
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Long live the urban dictionary!
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Long live the urban dictionary! I had to google that (Cheers! it's my kind of site!), but FMS isn't in there!
As soon as I find the submission link, it will be; it's certainly a common enough expression in Rightpond.
(FMB is in there, but it's erroneous; it's FmoB, where the "o" is "old".)
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FMS!
They demand that you sign in with google or facebook to submit!
FTFAGOS!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I had to google that (Cheers! it's my kind of site!), but FMS isn't in there! Hehe, I googled "FMS Sideways", showed up as the first result
So it's not some new framework
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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