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I suspect that young types incur far more skull damage from walking into lampposts while checking Twitface.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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So that's why those young adults behave like they do!
(They're horny )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And now with 5G we can more p0rn and get hornier
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Signify, the company formerly known as Philips Lighting that produces Hue-branded smart lights, has announced a new range of internet-transmitting Li-Fi lights called Truelifi. And 250 seizures per patient
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That must be the light that astronomers use, given that the can count the pimples on pr0n stars' bums on exoplanets umptygozillionbillion light years away.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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New Feedback Hub feature could mean less noise about Windows flaws and possibly more action. So you can all watch them get marked as "By design"
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It's not worth the effort.
I tried "windows 10 is just garbage" and had to choose between sixteen million similar complaints.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Today we are excited to make preview builds from the Microsoft Edge Canary channel available on Windows 7, Windows 8, and Windows 8.1. Because it’s so hard to find a good browser for those platforms?
I’m betting it works like other browsers.
Except where Google kneecaps it.
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Hurray, more software I won't use.
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I wonder why they didn't release it for Win10 as well...
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They did a few months ago. This is them expanding it to the versions of Windows they're getting close to killing off entirely.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Who in their right mind would want it?
Mind you "who in their right mind" is becoming my mantra, now, because the place I'm contracting to has edge as the default, and none of the good browsers are available to install.
- "Who in their right mind would make a browser without a status bar?"
- "Who in their right mind would make a browser that you can't drop HTML files onto?"
Etc. All day long. Every day.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Who in their right mind would want it? Someone who doesn't like Firefox or Chrome? (Like my youngest daughter.)
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But there a dozens of other browsers!
I've yet to find one as ridiculously badly thought-out as edge.
I won't use chrome, and I don't like FF, but I do like PaleMoon, which is a fork of FF (that works much better, IMO).
Send her here[^], and tell her to try some out until she finds one she actually likes, rather than just use a bad one because she doesn't like the main alternatives.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They are excited to release something for OSs they no longer support?
All righty then.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Using this cryptographic protocol, two parties can encrypt their identifiers and associated data, and then join them. Because sharing is caring
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Google wrote: Using this cryptographic protocol, two parties can encrypt their identifiers and associated data, and then join them.
The 'Schwartz protocol'?
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A beverage up the nose is no joke, good sir!
Now I have to get another G&T...
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because sharing is caring
♫ ♫ I love my friends
And they love me
And because we really care
Whatever we get
We share ♫ ♫
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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tl;dr:
We're busy finding ways of raping you of your personal data, even if it's encrypted!
We don't do no evil, Y'all!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ubuntu is set to drop support for the i386 processor architecture beginning with its next release. Because weasels don't believe in backward compatibility?
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There will probably be a fork to allow people to continue running linux on ancient hardware. Nobody in the linux communtiy is worried. (Other major distros have also made the same announcement.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Damnit!
Now I'll have to spend hours in the basement, digging through the piles of old kit, to find a 386 machine (I'm sure I upgraded one of the 286 IBM PS/2s to 386), just so that I can bitch about it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's been two years since Adobe announced it would finally kill off its Flash Player; browser makers plan to follow suit on their own timelines. Na na NA NA. Na na NA NA. Hey, hey, hey...
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