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Where do they do the snack stops on that road trip?
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There's got to be a few Starbucks along the way...
TTFN - Kent
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V-ger does not feel the cold. Only carbon units need sweaters.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I have to do the same with my laptop when I reach Leyden, on Monday mornings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A newly released report revealed Python is the top language used by “unicorn” companies in the United States. Mythical animals don't eat real food?
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Unicorn companies? So it's the top language used by companies that don't exist? Yeah I said it...but I'll spare you the details on Santa Claus' existence. A person can only take so much disappointment in one day.
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I hear he uses JavaScript. (OK, probably ELF[^])
TTFN - Kent
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Hmm, Unicorn...
Though why a meat company also deals with snakes is a puzzle.
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I once had a Python steak, sauteed with chips and peas.
It was delicious but strongly reminded me of chicken.
Snakes are meat too!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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What do they mean by unicorns?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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At Microsoft, our Quantum mission is to develop and deploy the world’s most scalable, secure, quantum computing system and to support a rich ecosystem of domain experts, developers, and researchers to solve today’s most challenging problems. It's done so well, they've open-sourced it already?
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If they do it as they are doing with windows 10...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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"We are open sourcing this so we can wash our hands of it. I mean so all of you can openly ignore it. I mean, uh, so you solve, not just problems, but PLANET scale challenges. Yeah, that's the ticket."
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tl;dr:
We need new icons. Can you help?
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"We were quantum before quantum was quantum!" (Replace 'quantum' with 'squanch' for intended meaning.)
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Atlassian has patched a critical vulnerability affecting Jira Server and Data Center versions released since the summer of 2011. I guess that bug has been stuck in their issue tracker for a while
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All right, you lot!
Who put all the security stories under "nice to have"!
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A program, designed by researchers from Facebook’s AI lab and Carnegie Mellon University, has bested some of the world’s top poker players in a series of games of six-person no-limit Texas Hold ‘em poker. I'm assuming it's got a good poker face
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I'll bet they were card-counting!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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After the game, the bouncers took the computer outside for a good kicking.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It’s part of a bigger push to get rid of passwords Did they just hardcode 'P@ssw0rd'?
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I wish they'd finish one thing at a time!
They're not quite done making it brainless and useless, yet!
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Why don't they focus on fixing things instead of screwing everything even more?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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