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Eddy Vluggen wrote: ad hominem Leave that term for the trolls, who love it so much (or, at the very least, use it properly).
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Ask TrollSlayer who I am.
And yes, thank you for admitting you have no arguments.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: And yes, thank you for admitting you have no arguments. No arguments about what? We weren't debating anything.
Take a chill-pill, Kiddo.
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Oh, I remember spending many happy hours staring at the car-dashboard installer for Delphi, as I moved from machine to machine.
It was bloody boring, but I was happy to not have to use VB.
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*yawn*
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I hear that the updates for weven are the best they've ever been.
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Two years ago, we announced an ambitious goal to become the leading enterprise cloud for B2B startups in the world. Called Microsoft for Startups, we launched a founder-first program that delivers the technology, go-to-market and community benefits needed to catalyze startup success. "For money can't buy me love"
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OK, I forced myself through the first few paragraphs of this unreadable drivel, before realising that I just don't care enough to waste my time reading marketing bull of this low calibre.
I'll just go and keep myself busy with my current 999-billion in sales opportunities* without added github and microsoft whoziwatsit.
* Because 999-billion potential birds in the bush might even result in one of them ending up in the hand.
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To help developers reach ultimate success during their interviews, hiring leaders offered advice on habits and tactics to avoid when interviewing for a job. Mental note: Don't use the whiteboard to draw a caricature of the hiring manager
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Couple responses I found out don't seem to go over well with the interview team.
"Convicted? No, never convicted".
"Oh my last boss? He was so rude and unfair. Fired me for something I didn't even do....my work."
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So there's no need to bother about being careful when talking about the work you did at other companies?
Me, I tend to take it quite seriously when a candidate gives away one or more clues about a previous employer's crown jewels, because I wouldn't want the same to be done with mine, later.
i.e. It's worth bearing in mind that if you tell me too much about your previous employer's products, you won't be hired.
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You can talk about the work you did without disclosing proprietary info. There's no such thing as a copyright on dev technique.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: You can talk about the work you did without disclosing proprietary info. Sure, but if a guy tells you how he came up with a new feature that gave his employers an advantage over their competition and then starts describing how it works, you know that you've encountered the ship-sinking kind of lips*.
The guy who says "Obviously, I can't go into much detail about it" will be the one who makes it through to the next round.
* Twice, this has happened to me, not just once. I told the second one to stop, because he was risking litigation with his previous employer. Hopefully, he never did it again.
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NASA has confirmed that an asteroid larger than the tallest man-made structure in the world is currently travelling towards Earth at a speed of almost 34,000 miles per hour. Thankfully, it'll likely miss us by a few million miles. On three, everyone duck
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...and then you jump to the left...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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... Then a step to the right...
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You got it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Of course, at that speed, if it hits a peanut-sized rock going a similar speed in a different direction, the resulting explosion could change its trajectory by a couple of thousandths of a degree.
Still, it would save us a bit of time. Global warming is just too damned slow!
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Has anyone called Bruce Willis?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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He says he's not up for moonlighting, any more.
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But the solution is obvious: Compress all the global warming gas emitted by cows and politicians in a methane fusion bomb and blow the damn thing to smithereens! End of both the meteorite and global warming.
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Cp-Coder wrote: Compress all the global warming gas emitted by cows and politicians in a methane fusion bomb
FTFY
(And I mean all politicians, of whatever party)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Reports are coming in that the Windows 10 KB4532693 cumulative update is loading an incorrect user profile and causing the user's desktop and Start Menu to be reset to default. I think they need to rename Windows Update to Windows Duct Tape
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We also need some Windows D40.
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