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At least the Greeks and Romans had enough sense to not include arms; that kept them from holding credit cards.
Will Rogers never met me.
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This is exactly the kind of thing an AI would do if an AI would have to pretend to be a loving husband.
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It's simple:
Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook.
But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to.
He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
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Carve the Moon into a likeness of her face?*
* Which would reduce the amount of "al fresco" sex couples would get up to, I suspect.
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Now that's ambitious.
Not even Musk could afford that. 
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That just means he doesn't truly love her ... 
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Clearly. I mean, you've seen the statue...
And why that color? Does he live in Avatar-world?
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dandy72 wrote: gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
She'd have to be dead for that.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Which means she won't be around to appreciate it.
There's nothing wrong with getting a good headstart.
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that's just weird
Charlie Gilley
βThey who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.β BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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just fell into this one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I just had an email from my electricity supplier to say that tomorrow between 13:00 and 14:00 any extra electricity I use (over my normal amount for that time of weekday) will be free - so whack on anything I want and they'll credit my account with that much within 14 days ...
I know there is a thing about "gift horses" and "looking in mouths" but that sounds like an offer too good to ignore!
Now, all I need is a Tesla Supercharger I can borrow for an hour that uses a Type G plug (and a mug punter than needs to charge his car). 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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It's shocking that they can track your usage so precisely.  Sure it's not a trap?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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Smart meter - they update readings every 10 seconds, so usage per hour is simple. Currently, I'm using 381W per hour at a cost of Β£0.10.
THey have also had events where you can use less electricity in an hour than your norm, and out of four such events I've entered I've been rewarded with a total of Β£40.
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Presumably not Gritish Bas then? 
At our previous house, we spent two years fighting to get them to fix the smart meter. They'd tell us it was working, then tell us we hadn't submitted a meter reading. When we complained, they'd say "it's a known issue, it'll be fixed in six months", then close the complaint as "resolved".
At our new house, the standard smart meters don't work because we're too close to RAF Fylingdales. Their call-centre staff don't understand, and think we're talking about the "known issue" - which still isn't fixed! - and just keep sending back canned responses to fob us off. We ended up having to go to the ombudsman just to get to talk to someone who actually understands the issue.
We've now ended up jumping ship to the Cthulhu-themed energy provider.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes, that's the one I've ended up with. Not by choice, the one I started with after research went bust, and I was transferred - on the orginal cheap rate - and they then went bust - but fitted the smart meter. Then they went bust and cheap deals dried up. So the government hit them with windfall taxes and they decided to get out of the business, so I ended up with Call of Cthulhu Energy Ltd. They don't seem too bad, but it looks like it may be worth starting to shop around again before winter sets in.
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Not having a clue as what a "Cthulhu-themed energy provider" might be (they're not around here), I'm actually a bit impressed that I could google it without any problems.
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